Zeux-Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Votes:	5687
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7428	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Void Gems Collected:	34	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Void Gems Collected:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Votes:	4691	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Animals Bred:	96
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4895
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Void Armor Forged:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	255	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
New Chunks Explored:	339339	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2