| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 8267 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 5738 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 824 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 3297 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 2149 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 4418 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9525 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 11 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 5696 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 9514 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 8128 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 9657 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!
so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 3927 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Magic Items Found: | 6411 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥
You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 3297 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 66 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9222 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!
So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 1941 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1656 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.
But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 425 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8969 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 5087 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 228 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 4169 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 8 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 899 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 256 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 4050 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 62 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 6824 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 5834 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
