Zertycraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FailedSMP

1.21, active members, Aus, Australia, Community, Content Creation, Discord, FailedSMP, Gaming, Ip:, lifesteal plugin, Minecraft, multiplayer, nz, Ping, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	144
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Details
Location	Australia/NZ
Server Type	SMP
Server Version	1.21+
Plugins	Lifesteal
Community	Growing

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

Q: Can I create content on the server?

A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dimension Hops:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
New Chunks Explored:	874766	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	4043
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2225
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Void Armor Forged:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ores Mined:	3935
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Ores Mined:	3383
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Farms Harvested:	583	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Animals Bred:	87

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Animals Bred:	139	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5979
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchantments Applied:	83
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Players:	108/900	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Dragon Eggs Found:	4182	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1