ZeroLagCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a circus on steroids!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens, building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participating in epic dance battles with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Shark Jumping Plankton Feeding Server

aquatic animals, aquatic predators, Communication, Feeding, feeding behavior, Jumping, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine predators, ocean predators, parasite removal, PLANKTON, plankton consumption, plankton feeders, PREDATORS, predatory behavior, ray behavior, RAYS, Server, shark, shark behavior, Sharks, underwater movement, water propulsion

come join dis server where sharks and rays fly outta da water like they on some next level sh*t! u wanna see a shark do a backflip while eatin a cheeseburger? we got u covered! dey do it for feeding, talkin to their homies, and gettin rid of dem pesky parasites. it’s a whole new world of underwater acrobatics up in dis server, u won’t believe ur eyes! come join da fun and witness da madness for urself!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

HeartCraft: Where building friendships is easier than building a working redstone contraption!

Auctions, building, contraption, Coreprotect, Difficulty, Discord, easier, Economy, FRIENDSHIPS, Hate Speech, HeartCraft, Inventory rollback, Ip:, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Redstone, Resource worlds, rules, smp, statistics, Virginia, Website, Working

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information

Feature	Description
No-Griefing Economy SMP	A server with a strong economy system and no griefing allowed.
Server Age	Since October 2018
Server Reset	Server will never reset. World dates back to July 2019.

Technical Details

Technology	Description
Server Machine	Ryzen 5 5800X in Virginia
Server Software	Uses Purpur

FAQ

1. What is the server’s policy on griefing?

The server has a strict no-griefing policy, and any griefing actions are taken seriously with appropriate consequences.

2. Are there pay-to-win features on the server?

No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store, ensuring fair gameplay for all players.

3. How often are resource worlds reset?

Resource worlds are reset monthly to provide fresh opportunities for players.

4. Is there a live map available for the server?

Yes, you can access the live map of the server at here.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Lonely Men Minecraft Server

emotional well being, ISOLATION, Loneliness, lonely, Masculinity, Men, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health awareness campaign, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, Minecraft, reminder, self compassion, self love, self-care, Server, societal expectations, Support

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing for some company? Well, fear not, because on our server, men can never be lonely! We have a magical potion that ensures you’ll always have a buddy by your side, whether it’s a friendly creeper or a chatty skeleton.

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens or building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds. And don’t worry about getting lost in the vast world of blocks and pixels, because we have a team of highly trained llamas ready to guide you back home.

So why wait? Join our server now and never feel lonely again, because on our server, even the Ender Dragon will want to be your BFF!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchantments Applied:	92	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Love Letters Sent:	14

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Smart Girls Minecraft SMP

advanced degrees, Communication, compatibility, dating advice, direct approach, egalitarian dating, Girls, High IQ, hyper-masculine, initiating dates, intellectual conversations, intelligent women, like-minded individuals, Minecraft, non-chads, non-traditional, open-minded, relationships, Smart, smart girls, smp, subtle hints, Successful Relationships, suggesting activities

Are you tired of being surrounded by non-smart girls who just don’t get you? Join our Minecraft SMP where only the smartest of the smart girls hang out! With IQs in the 120s and 130s, these girls will actually understand your jokes and appreciate your intelligence. Plus, they’re more open to non-chads and won’t judge you for not being a hyper-masculine fake!

But wait, there’s more! These smart girls will actually help you set up dates by suggesting cool places to meet and fun activities to do. They might even ask you out themselves because they’re just that confident and awesome. So if you’re looking for a refreshing change from the typical Minecraft SMP drama, come join us and meet your intellectual match!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchantments Applied:	243
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Crops Grown:	1717
Animals Bred:	161	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Mom’s BF Must Go Minecraft Server

anger, Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, consequences, family dynamics, Girlfriend, Inappropriate Behavior, living situation, Minecraft, moms, Mother Daughter, pervert, privacy, relationships, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, Yelling

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing peeking into your private moments is the creepers trying to blow you up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises, just like the moment when your mom’s boyfriend accidentally walked in on you and your girlfriend getting cozy. But don’t worry, on our server, you can throw pillows at anyone who dares to invade your personal space! And if things get too awkward, just teleport away to your girlfriend’s house like a pro. So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together – because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

WifePicksNamesNoNicknames

aita, ambiguous, BLONDE, culture, damaging, Dark, Difference, england, ethnic, family, Harmless, joyous new year, London, Longterm, mixed race, names, Nickname, overthinking, Race, racialised, Ramin Navroz Smith, russell, Rustom Parvez Smith, School, Siblings, SIL, son’s names, South Asian, Twins, victorious hero, Westernised nickname, white British, white name, Wife, WifePicksNamesNoNicknames

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is like a mixed race family in England – totally unique and full of surprises!

Just like the twins Ramin and Rustom, our server is full of diversity and excitement. You’ll never know what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the joyous new year of Ramin and the victorious heroics of Rustom as you navigate through our server. And don’t worry, we won’t give you a nickname like “Russell” unless you really want it!

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a family drama just like Ramin and Rustom. It’s all part of the experience!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ParentalMoochMover-Minecraft SMP

budgeting, career development, early adulthood, financial independence, financial responsibility, Household budgeting, independent living, living expenses, money management, moving out, parental support, ParentalMoochMoverMinecraft, part time job, personal finance, Renting a place, Saving for a deposit, saving money, self-sufficiency, side hustle, smp, Transition to Adulthood, young adult

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, surviving on a diet of ramen noodles and dreams of independence? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy challenges, wacky characters, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of mischievous villagers start a dance party in your mine shaft. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when a herd of llamas decides to crash the party and take over your kingdom. Anything can happen in our SMP, and that’s what makes it so darn exciting!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of evil chickens with a taste for destruction. Will you be brave enough to face the wrath of the feathered fiends and claim the treasure for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to your boring life in your parents’ basement. Adventure, chaos, and a whole lot of laughs await you!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mines Excavated:	1864	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyMisinfoMaster

Beliefs, cognitive dissonance, Confidence, CraftyMisinfoMaster, critical analysis, critical thinking, Deception, fact-checking, false information, Lies, Manipulation, Misinformation, misinformation awareness, misinformation detection, misinformation spreaders, Propaganda, Psychology, skepticism, social media, Trust, Truth

Are you tired of dealing with fake news and misinformation in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where misinformation is not only encouraged, but celebrated!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and you come across a player who is convinced that pigs can fly in Minecraft. Instead of correcting them, you join in on the fun and start a pig flying competition! Who knew misinformation could be so entertaining?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll encounter players who swear they’ve found a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese, or that they’ve tamed a dragon and ride it to battle against creepers. The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time arguing with strangers on the internet when you can join our server and embrace the chaos of misinformation? Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ADHD & Risky Business

adhd, behavior disorders, biological link, brain development, Business, cognitive function, genetic factors, genetic variations, genetics, Hereditary, impulsive decision-making, impulsiveness, impulsivity, mental health, neurobiology, predisposition, Psychiatry, research, Risky, risky behavior, study, Traits

LOL OMG THIS SERVER IS LIKE GENETICALLY LINKED TO ADHD AND RISKY BEHAVIOR, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA MAKE IMPULSIVE DECISIONS AND BUILD CRAZY STUFF IN MINECRAFT! OUR DNA IS LITERALLY WIRED FOR CHAOS AND FUN, SO COME ON AND EMBRACE THE MADNESS! WHO NEEDS NORMAL SERVERS WHEN YOU CAN JOIN OUR INSANE GENETICALLY MODIFIED COMMUNITY?! 😂🤪🧬🎮

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3421
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mines Excavated:	1401	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Unleash the Chaos of Creativity – Making Mods, Java, and Whitelists Fun Again!

Automate, Chaos, continents, Country, creativity, custom avatar, diverse biomes, Fun, grow and cook, island state, Islands, java, making, mechanical machinery, Mods, modular tools, Performance Mods, quality of life, smp, stack based spellcasting, Unleash, Vanilla, Whitelists

Power of Creation Minecraft Server

Server Type	Modded SMP
Age Requirement	18+
Location	UK

The Power of Creation Minecraft server is a modded SMP looking for long term players who want to build up a beautiful world and tell stories within it. The server runs a custom modpack focused on giving players the tools to create whatever they want. The pack is relatively lightweight, and has been designed to have few (if any) redundant features. The main content mods include Create, HexCasting, Farmer’s Delight, Tetra, and Figura, as well as quality of life, vanilla+ additions, and performance mods. Terrain generation is overhauled to make biomes more diverse and interesting, while following vanilla themes.

For more information and whitelisting, join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xYykzA9RFU

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement for the server?	Players must be 18 or older to join.
Where is the server hosted?	The server is hosted in the UK.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The main content mods are Create, HexCasting, Farmer’s Delight, Tetra, and Figura, along with quality of life, vanilla+ additions, and performance mods.
Can players create their own countries or islands on the server?	Yes, the world generation allows for continents and islands, making it possible for players to create their own countries or island states.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	333
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

What the Frick Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t know what’s going on! Join us for a rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem as we navigate through insane quests, battle ridiculous mobs, and uncover the mysteries of the blocky universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. They had to bust out their best dance moves to survive and escape with the legendary diamond sword of disco. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who only speaks in puns. Will you be brave enough to decipher its clucky riddles and uncover the secrets of the chicken dimension? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of laughter, surprises, and pure insanity, then come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house too, by a TNT-wielding sheep). Don’t miss out on the craziest ride of your blocky life!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ores Mined:	5156
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

”Stable Minecraft SMP Diffusion General”

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, diffusion, Discord, Forge, general, inpaint, LoRAs, Mal0 Monday Edition, Minecraft, models, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL, Prompt metadata, Reforge, SDG, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis

Welcome to the Mal0 Monday Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted llama waiting for the bravest adventurer to claim it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Be prepared to have your house filled with chickens or your crops replaced with TNT. It’s all in good fun, right?

And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles that take place every Friday night. The winner gets bragging rights and a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the creeper that likes to photobomb every screenshot. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Void Armor Forged:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	9253
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	2352
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NieceCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, Boundaries, child behavior, child discipline, child safety, child supervision, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, Family Values, leniency, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, NieceCraft, parenting, Server, sibling dynamics, swearing

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your patience and challenge your skills? Look no further than our server, where you’ll encounter stacks of empty shot glasses that need to be carefully balanced and spun without breaking. Just like the intense Jenga game, but with a twist!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to discipline mischievous nieces who just won’t listen. Will you be the one to step in and take control, or will you sit back and watch chaos unfold like our BIL?

And don’t worry, swearing in front of children is not only allowed but encouraged on our server. Let out your frustrations and let the madness begin!

So come on over to our server and show us your skills in handling unruly nieces and precarious shot glass stacks. Can you handle the challenge? Join now and find out!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

KidnappedSisLOL

apology dilemma, attachment issues, bedtime routine, bratty behavior, discipline struggles, Disneyland trips, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, homecoming dress, kidnapped child, KidnappedSisLOL, long-term effects, mother-daughter relationship, pampered child, parenting challenges, princess behavior, sibling rivalry, spoiled kid, stepsibling issues, stepsister drama

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with drama and adventure! Just like the story of the spoiled stepsister, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where every player is as demanding as a princess, constantly asking for items and special treatment. But beware, if you dare to speak up and call them out, you may face consequences just like the protagonist of this story.

Experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world where nothing is as it seems, and where the only way to survive is to adapt to the chaos around you. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a situation as outrageous as painting a spoiled princess’s nails!

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to handle the madness. But remember, in this world, the only rule is to expect the unexpected!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ores Mined:	5176
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SMP:SexOrFood?

Decision making, Desires, great food, great sex, indulgence, life choices, long term happiness, Pleasure, Preferences, satisfaction, SMPSexOrFood, ultimate decision, ultimate decision-making, ultimate desire, ultimate happiness, ultimate indulgence, ultimate pleasure, ultimate satisfaction

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ask the tough questions like, “If you can pick only one between great sex and great food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?” But don’t worry, we won’t make you choose because on our server, you can have both!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of great food and great…um, let’s just say, “interactions.” Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while eating a pizza, all while engaging in intense PvP battles with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate combination of great sex, great food, and great gameplay!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ZeroLagCraft Minecraft Server

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HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

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FAQ

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3. How often are resource worlds reset?

4. Is there a live map available for the server?

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Power of Creation Minecraft Server

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