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ObsidianAddictz

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Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden obsession you never knew you had – building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Yes, that’s right, on our server, llamas rule the land and they demand to be dressed to impress. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the life of the party. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and let your llama-loving, disco-dancing side shine!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Runes Activated:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Skillful Question Master

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so you wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like nobody’s business.

if you join dis server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn while shootin’ laser beams outta your eyes. we got a secret underground disco party with DJ Enderman spinnin’ the sickest beats. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they’ll protect you from any pesky zombies tryna steal yo diamonds.

so come on down to dis server and join da fun, cuz we got more craziness than a chicken tryna play basketball. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	328	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlockyParty: Extreme Edition

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TWITTER BUT IN MINECRAFT, WE GOT POLARIZING CONTENT FOR DAYS, JOIN IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY CROSS-PARTY POLITICAL RELATIONS. OUR USERS ARE MORE EXTREME THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, SO IF U WANNA GET LIT AND HAVE SOME WILD CONVOS, THIS SERVER IS FOR U. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWORLD FULL OF ZOMBIE PIGMEN READY TO PARTY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

What are Minecraft servers like CivEarth v5 ?

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EarthMC – EarthMC is a popular Earth map server that offers a similar gameplay experience to CivEarth v5. Players can join towns, nations, and build their own unique creations on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthSMP – EarthSMP is another Earth map server that provides players with a 1:1000 scale map to explore and conquer. With a focus on community and building, players can create their own towns, nations, and participate in various events.
EarthTowny – EarthTowny is a Towny-based server set on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth. Players can join towns, build their own nations, and engage in diplomatic relations with other players to create a thriving community.
EarthWars – EarthWars is a unique server that combines elements of Towny, PvP, and strategy. Players can join nations, engage in battles for territory, and experience a dynamic and immersive gameplay experience on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthCraft – EarthCraft is a Towny-based server that offers a 1:1000 scale map of Earth for players to explore and build on. With a focus on community and collaboration, players can join towns, nations, and participate in various events to create a thriving in-game world.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Hold Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Disney wants to fund it! That’s right, Mickey Mouse himself is begging us to let him join in on the fun.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Pressure your investors to join too because once they see the insanity happening on our server, they’ll be throwing money at us faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magic Items Found:	5635	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

FinishKing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7117
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

FundieCraft: NoRedistributionNeeded

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the memory of our fallen player, Morgan! Our server is filled with opportunities for fun and adventure, just like Morgan would have wanted.

Join us and explore our virtual world, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Just like Morgan had big dreams of becoming a nurse, you too can pursue your passions in our server.

But beware, just like Morgan’s tragic car accident, there are dangers lurking around every corner in our Minecraft world. Watch out for creepers, zombies, and maybe even a drunk driver (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of the four scholarships worth $2500 each that we give out in Morgan’s memory every year. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky winner and get to pursue your dreams just like Morgan wanted to.

So come join us on our server, where we keep the memory of Morgan alive and kickin’. And remember, just like William, don’t be a sore loser if you don’t get all the college fund money you were hoping for. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7783	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MindBlownMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the crazy adventures that await you. He’ll lead you on quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon Sword and battle against evil mobs like the Zombie Chicken Army and the Creeper Kittens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden realm filled with endless riches and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown with epic quests, hilarious characters, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyCrackheads

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Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	5028	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	3751	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PlasticCraft: UN Chief Approves!

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join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of da biggest treaty eva!! we be converging on dem global plastics like a bunch of eco warriors! da UN environment chief be leading da charge, so u know it’s gonna be legit. come build ur own plastic-free paradise and show dem creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret diamond block, u get to ride a unicorn into battle against da evil plastic monsters. don’t miss out on dis epic adventure, join now and save da world, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They danced the night away and even taught the player some killer dance moves. Where else can you find that kind of entertainment in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a leprechaun riding a flying pig!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	851124	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

15m wait to post? wtf? – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of waiting 15 whole minutes just to post on a boring old server? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the alpha you need! Forget about /biz/, that place is dead anyway. Our server is where all the cool kids hang out and make insane gains. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our wacky world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Dragon Scales Harvested:	276

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ExGFExposed: AITA MineCraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama follows you even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and awkward moments, just like the time OP ran into her ex-boyfriend and his current girlfriend at Target.

Experience the thrill of navigating social interactions in a pixelated universe, where saying the wrong thing can lead to unfollows on TikTok and mysterious views on your TikTok profile. Who knew that a simple hello could lead to such chaos?

So, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and provides endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious misunderstandings. And remember, always be prepared to explain your high school dating history to strangers in the virtual world – you never know what might happen next!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SpookySMP – Halloween Vibes

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Are you tired of the same old boring Halloween parties? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for the spookiest Halloween experience of your life!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the haunted forests of our server, when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start a flash mob dance party. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant creeper-shaped piñata drops from the sky, filled with diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Halloween night, challenging players to a build battle for the chance to win a lifetime supply of pumpkin pie.

So ditch the boring costume parties and join us for a Halloween celebration like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3