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CraftyCrackheads

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Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3154
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Buildings Constructed:	43
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PlasticCraft: UN Chief Approves!

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join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of da biggest treaty eva!! we be converging on dem global plastics like a bunch of eco warriors! da UN environment chief be leading da charge, so u know it’s gonna be legit. come build ur own plastic-free paradise and show dem creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret diamond block, u get to ride a unicorn into battle against da evil plastic monsters. don’t miss out on dis epic adventure, join now and save da world, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Potions Brewed:	89	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They danced the night away and even taught the player some killer dance moves. Where else can you find that kind of entertainment in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a leprechaun riding a flying pig!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

15m wait to post? wtf? – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of waiting 15 whole minutes just to post on a boring old server? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the alpha you need! Forget about /biz/, that place is dead anyway. Our server is where all the cool kids hang out and make insane gains. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our wacky world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	81	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ExGFExposed: AITA MineCraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama follows you even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and awkward moments, just like the time OP ran into her ex-boyfriend and his current girlfriend at Target.

Experience the thrill of navigating social interactions in a pixelated universe, where saying the wrong thing can lead to unfollows on TikTok and mysterious views on your TikTok profile. Who knew that a simple hello could lead to such chaos?

So, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and provides endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious misunderstandings. And remember, always be prepared to explain your high school dating history to strangers in the virtual world – you never know what might happen next!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	New Chunks Explored:	756634
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SpookySMP – Halloween Vibes

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Are you tired of the same old boring Halloween parties? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for the spookiest Halloween experience of your life!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the haunted forests of our server, when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start a flash mob dance party. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant creeper-shaped piñata drops from the sky, filled with diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Halloween night, challenging players to a build battle for the chance to win a lifetime supply of pumpkin pie.

So ditch the boring costume parties and join us for a Halloween celebration like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	3781
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9947	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineCraftAddict

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Do you ever find yourself waking up in the morning and thinking, “Man, I just can’t start my day without logging onto the most epic Minecraft server in existence”? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground base where we breed rainbow-colored sheep! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing chaos and keeping things interesting.

But that’s not all – we have daily rituals that will make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable. From sacrificing diamonds to the Minecraft gods for good luck to hosting a weekly llama race around the server, there’s always something crazy happening on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server and have songs sung about your epic adventures for generations to come!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magic Items Found:	4533
Love Letters Sent:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SushiCraft: Oops, Wrong Server!

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LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE A JAPAN DESTROYER GOIN INTO CHINA WATERS, BUT IN MINECRAFT! CAPTAIN GETS SACKED BUT U WON’T CUZ U BE BUILDIN EPIC CASTLES N STUFF. COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! MAYBE U’LL FIND A HIDDEN TREASURE OR GET ATTACKED BY CREEPERS, WHO KNOWS?! JUST JOIN AND FIND OUT! #EPICMINECRAFTADVENTURES #CAPTAINSACKED #LOLZ

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	191

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Blocky Head Spin Fun

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are u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well come join our server where u can use ur head to control ur character! that’s right, no more boring keyboard and mouse controls, just use ur head movements to run, jump, and fight!

we use advanced 5D rotation representation technology to accurately track and translate ur head movements into in-game actions. it’s like virtual reality but without the expensive equipment!

imagine the look on ur friends’ faces when they see u effortlessly dodging arrows and creepers with just a flick of ur head. they’ll be begging to join our server and experience the ultimate head pose estimation gameplay.

so what are u waiting for? join now and show off ur head control skills in a whole new way!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magic Items Found:	1109
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Zombie Apocalypse Survival Camp on Azera – Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream!

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Server Version	1.20.6-1.20.* (Java)
Server IP	play.azera.xyz

Website: https://azera.xyz

Dynmap: https://azera.xyz:8192

Discord: https://discord.gg/9EjfTX96wa

About Us Azera is a new Minecraft server, dedicated to creating a familiar but new Minecraft experience. Through custom ranks, skills, magic and machines we’re everything you love about vanilla Minecraft, plus a little sprinkle of something new.

Community is very important to us, with this, all players have a say as to what goes on with the server. The owners and staff are on frequently so if you ever run into issues someone is always almost available to help!

Our Values Welcoming – We’re committed to creating a diverse environment where all players can feel welcomed, included and accepted. We welcome everyone, from people who are more interested in Redstone, Farming to Builders or people more focused on Community, such as setting up towns.

Stability – We use top of the line, dedicated hardware to ensure your experience is stable. The owner is an experienced software developer and sys admin, so if there’s ever an issue, you can be sure it’ll be fixed promptly.

Updates – We release frequent updates, keeping the experience fresh. We’re also committed to updating to the latest version of Minecraft as soon as possible.

Some of Our Features

Towny, Using Towny you can build sprawling cities with diverse citizens and build styles.
SlimeFun, Slimefun allows the creation of complex machines, tools, armor, and more. With custom items being added on player requests!
AuraSkills, A skills system that allows you to gain new abilities by playing the game!
Dynmap, allowing you to preview our whole world & some great builds from players.
Player Shops, Based around a central shopping district, players are encouraged to create and sell tools, custom armor, and whatever they please.
Discord Linking, Talk to people in game, even if you may not be there yourself. Also areas to share your builds, and talk about anything you want!
Friendly, experienced and helpful staff, who respect players and use their permissions fairly.

We’re an open server with no whitelist, so if you’re interested, feel free to join!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do I need to be whitelisted to join?	No, the server is open to all players.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, we have custom ranks, skills, magic, machines, and more to enhance gameplay.
How often are updates released?	We release frequent updates to keep the experience fresh for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, we have a Discord server where players can chat, share builds, and more.

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Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Eye for an Eye Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a world where justice is served with a side of revenge? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where if someone steals your diamonds, you have the right to steal their entire house! That’s right, we believe in the good ol’ “eye for an eye” justice system, Minecraft style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that it can lay explosive eggs and shoot lasers from its eyes. Defeat the Ender Chicken and claim its riches for yourself, but beware, for it is said that those who dare to challenge the mighty bird may never be the same again.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where justice is served with a side of chaos and a sprinkle of insanity. Who knows what adventures await you in this wild and wacky land!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Leon The Professional Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! But beware, the server is also home to a mischievous group of zombie villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant mushrooms.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to a magical talking cactus named Carl who will guide you on your journey to become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	31	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyDownUnder

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yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride in the outback, mate! we got kangaroos that drop diamonds, koalas that give u speed boosts, and crocs that’ll trade u emeralds for shrimp on the barbie!

plus, our server is so lit that even Coles and Woolworths are tryna sue us for our fake discount claims. like, who needs a sale on bread when u can just mine for it in our epic caves of wonders?

so come on down under, where the mobs are fierce, the blocks are bountiful, and the adventures are as wild as a dingo on a trampoline. join now, before the emus take over and demand more wheat for their army!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NoMirrorNoProblem

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yo, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got mirrors for days! like, imagine never knowing what you look like, that’s wild, right? but on our server, you can see yo beautiful face all day erryday!

we also got a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants you three wishes. like, who wouldn’t want that?! plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against evil creepers and zombies? it’s like game of thrones meets minecraft, but with more explosions and less incest. so come join us on this epic adventure and discover a whole new world of craziness!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5921
Dimension Hops:	11	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ores Mined:	2160	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blocky Therapist’s Office

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come join our minecraft server if you want to forget all about your mental health problems and dive into a world of blocky fun! our server is like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds instead of boring old couches.

imagine building a giant castle to keep all your worries out, or going on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and show anxiety who’s boss. we’ve got mini-games that will make you forget all about your stress, and a community of players who will support you through anything.

so why wait? join our server today and let your worries melt away like a snow golem in the nether. trust us, you’ll feel better after just one play session.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4