ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

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This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server

anti-Zionism, antisemitism, Bigotry, chosen people, Conversion, CRAZE, ethnic cleansing, ethnic identity, Genocide, hate crimes, Hate Speech, Holocaust denial, intolerance, Israel, Jewish, Kosher, Larping, Minecraft, Poland, racism, religious discrimination., religious persecution, Server, Sin

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos and join a tribe of misfits? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who want to let loose and explore their darker side.

Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.

But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?

So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart

altcoin trading, btc, BTC price analysis, chart, chart analysis, chart analysis tools, chart patterns, Crafty, crypto exchange, crypto market, cryptocurrency trading, Link, LINK price analysis, LINK/BTC, market trends, price movement, resistance levels, smp, support levels, Technical Analysis, Trading Indicators, trading platform, trading signals, Trading Strategies, Trading Tools

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to take something from the chest, it would explode into a shower of glitter and rainbows! It was like a fabulous explosion of wealth and happiness! So if you want to experience the thrill of exploding loot chests and join in on the madness, come join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Void Armor Forged:	10	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MomCare Minecraft Server

blended family, caregiving, dementia, elder care, end of life care, family dynamics, family meeting, Family Support, financial assistance, financial burden, financial decision-making, financial expectations, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, long-term care insurance, memory care, Minecraft, MomCare, retirement savings, Server, sibling relationships, social security, step siblings

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build with next!

Join us and escape from the chaos of blended families and financial burdens. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building your dream world without worrying about taking out loans with your businesses as collateral.

Plus, with our virtual savings account feature, you can start saving up for any potential future expenses in the game. Who knew Minecraft could teach you financial responsibility?

So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and let the crafting therapy begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BirthBlockerz – 18F

18F, alcoholism, arguments, BirthBlockerz, college fees, emotional distress, emotional outburst, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, family struggles, financial burden, financial stress, financial struggles, Parental Responsibility, parental stress, POVERTY, scholarships, sibling dynamics, youngest child

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and leave behind the struggles of being the fourth child in a broke family, where arguments and fights are a daily occurrence.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about college fees or financial stress. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs to your heart’s content.

Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can join our server and become the master of your own destiny? Leave the tears behind and let’s create some epic memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RegretfulRoutines Minecraft SMP

bad habits, behavior change, breaking habits, discipline, habit formation, habit formation techniques, habit loop, habit stacking, habit tracking, habits to break, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, regret, RegretfulRoutines, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-control, self-discipline, smp, unhealthy habits

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to pick up some truly wild habits! Join us and you’ll find yourself collecting pink sheep as pets, building houses out of nothing but diamond blocks, and even starting a llama racing league. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave (and your real-life habits will never be the same)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	2617
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Farms Harvested:	185
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CrushCraftVIP

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Remember that feeling you had when you first laid eyes on your celebrity crush? Well, imagine that feeling but amplified by 1000 when you join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a celebrity crush come to life, with epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you around every corner. Plus, rumor has it that your celebrity crush might even make a guest appearance in-game! So come join us and get ready to fall in love all over again, this time with our amazing Minecraft server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

UgandanRejectsCraft

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lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Mickey Mouse Craft Land

animated films, branding, Business, Characters, Company, Craft, Disney, Entertainment, Failure, iconic, idiom, idiosyncratic, Land, Legacy, media conglomerate, merchandise, Mickey, mickey mouse, Mouse, Operation, spropos, success, theme parks, Walt Disney

Lol come join dis epic Minecraft server where mickey mouse runs da show! If Disney goes kaput, we got u covered with our Mickey Mouse operation! Our mods are actually trained mice who build epic rollercoasters and castles with their tiny paws. Plus, our PvP battles are like watching a cartoon come to life – literally! So hop on board this crazy train and let’s make some magical memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	848
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Air Quality Craft

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where the air quality is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re actually breathing in real life! our climate policies are so lit, they’ve made the air quality improve by like a bazillion percent.

imagine mining for diamonds and not having to worry about inhaling toxic fumes! or building a giant castle without coughing up a lung! on our server, you can do all that and more, thanks to our magical air quality that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine.

so come join us and experience the freshest air in all of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate clean air and fun, then maybe you will regret it. but who hates clean air and fun? not us, that’s for sure!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Buildings Constructed:	47	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Star Shards Collected:	236
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Love Letters Sent:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Anarchy Unfiltered

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Welcome to Anarchy Unfiltered: A raw, no-rules, no-plugins Minecraft experience where chaos reigns. No limits, no safety, pure survival. Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge in a world where anything goes?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82

Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

forteuropa

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FortEuropa is a survival Minecraft server created by FortEuropa. Main goal is to build a friendly community where everyone can have fun. you are all welcome to play. Server is well protected

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Star Shards Collected:	136
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NexusDark: Where stealing hearts and diamonds is the norm on SMP!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Players Online	1-2 daily
Server Uptime	89.71%
Chat Activity	No
Server Type	Cracked with login, Bedrock not supported

If you want to join, please visit our Discord server.

We may not have professional advertising messages, but we have a small community that plays daily. Join us and be a part of it!

FAQs

Q: How many players are online daily?

A: 1-2 players are online daily.

Q: What is the server uptime?

A: The server uptime is 89.71%.

Q: Is the chat active on the server?

A: No, the chat is not very active.

Q: What type of server is it?

A: It is a cracked server with login, and Bedrock edition is not supported.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server using the link provided above to get started.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Babes, blocky, bugmen, Compulsory Client, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Events, EXILIUM, fading starlight, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 2, Halloween 2024, irradiant awakening, Isolation Forest, Labyrinthine Defense, lore material, lurk before posting., major event, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, Neural Upgrade, News, PNC Resources, pre-register, ranking rerun, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a world like no other. Our server is filled with wild characters, hilarious quests, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

From battling giant spiders to exploring hidden dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with events like the New Year Gale and Halloween 2024, you’ll always have something new to look forward to.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. See you in the game, if you dare!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ores Mined:	9474
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Why are all TV shows about violence? – Minecraft SMP

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Tired of watching TV shows about violence? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only violence you’ll see is when someone accidentally punches a chicken instead of feeding it seeds! Our server is a peaceful paradise where the biggest drama is deciding who gets the last slice of virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and ridiculousness. Who needs TV when you can have this much entertainment in Minecraft?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AwkwardlyAcceptable – Minecraft SMP

awkward, AwkwardlyAcceptable, BIZARRE, conformity, Etiquette, Manners, Minecraft, odd, out of place, peer pressure, smp, social behavior, social conformity, social constructs, social norms, societal expectations, societal norms, societal rules, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unconventional

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is anything but ordinary!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while avoiding exploding creepers on the dance floor.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those exploding creepers)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.