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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 156 Epic Quests Completed: 14
Crops Grown: 8733 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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