New Minecraft Servers

Zero Blu-ray Box Minecraft SMP: Aldnoah New Episode

Zero Blu-ray Box Minecraft SMP: Aldnoah New Episode

New Minecraft Servers

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual rollercoaster ride! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons that can only be accessed by doing the Chicken Dance in real life while playing the game. Trust us, it’s worth it.

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to a build-off every full moon. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of golden apples. If you lose, well, let’s just say you don’t want to lose.

3. We have a hidden dimension called the Potato Realm where everything is made out of potatoes. Want a potato pickaxe? Done. Potato armor? You got it. Potato pets? Absolutely.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures of your virtual life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the fabled EP24.5: Fragments of Rain -The Penultimate Truth- episode while mining for diamonds. 😉🥔🎉 #PotatoPower

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  • CheatedOnInMinecraftSMP

    CheatedOnInMinecraftSMP

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    So, like, I was mining for diamonds in this Minecraft SMP, right? And I found this secret tunnel in my base that led to another player’s base. And guess what I saw? My so-called “friend” was trading diamonds with someone else behind my back! Can you believe it? Like, who does that in a Minecraft SMP? So, yeah, if you wanna join our server and avoid getting backstabbed like me, come join us for some epic adventures and drama. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. It’s lit, fam.

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  • MineLonelyCraft

    MineLonelyCraft

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    When they start building pixel art of themselves in Minecraft and throwing virtual parties with their blocky friends who only communicate through emotes. But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you will never feel lonely again! Join us and become part of a wacky community where players ride llamas into battle, have dance-offs with creepers, and compete in epic build battles using only their toes. So come on, don’t be a sad sap sitting alone in your virtual cabin, join us and let the madness begin!

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  • CraftySyrian Minecraft Server

    CraftySyrian Minecraft Server

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    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, epic battles and stuff. like, imagine fighting off a hoard of creepers while riding a pig. it’s, like, insane, dude.

    also, we got this crazy story where, like, Syria is demanding $300 billion from Iran cuz of some conflict damage. imagine if that happened in Minecraft, like, the villagers demanding diamonds from the zombies or something. it’s, like, wild, man.

    so, yeah, join this server for all the chaos and craziness. you won’t regret it, bro.

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  • KazakhCraft: Plane Crash Edition

    KazakhCraft: Plane Crash Edition

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    So, like, come join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, EVERYONE is survivin’ like a Kazakhstan passenger plane crash, but in Minecraft world! We got like, magical powers dat keep you from fallin’ outta da sky, so you can build and explore and stuff without worryin’ ’bout crashin’ and burnin’. Plus, we got like, unicorns and dragons flyin’ around protectin’ ya from creepers and zombies. It’s like, a crazy adventure every time you log on, so why wouldn’t ya wanna join dis epic server, right? Join now and be a part of da wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

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  • Dreamless Sleep Land

    Dreamless Sleep Land

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    join our epic minecraft server where you can experience the true meaning of nothingness! build your own dreamless sleep world where you can float in a void of endless possibilities.

    our server is so empty, you’ll question if you even exist anymore. but don’t worry, our friendly admins will make sure you’re still alive and kicking (or floating, whatever).

    create your own reality in a world where nothing is real and everything is possible. join now and see if you can handle the ultimate challenge of doing absolutely nothing in minecraft!

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