| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 1839 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 160 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 9227 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
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| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 283 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 6458 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Imagine a world where your mother-in-law claims your cat as her own, but you know deep down that kitty is yours. Will you stand up to her and reclaim your rightful title as the cat’s true owner? Or will you let her continue to refer to herself as “mommy” while you silently seethe with resentment? The choice is yours on our server!
But that’s not all – we also have epic battles, crazy quests, and a community of players who are just as dysfunctional as your in-laws. So come join us and let the chaos ensue! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cat companion who will stand vigil while you mine for diamonds or build a fortress. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’re not dealing with your mother-in-law in real life, right?
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 6139 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 780711 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 17 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 2468 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Votes: | 3885 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Tuesday where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the dance parties we have in the nether. It’s like a rave with creepers, bro.
So if you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server of all time, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor, because things get pretty wild around here. Let’s goooooo!
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 6657 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 36 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against armies of evil chickens, all while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco. Need a new pet? How about a pet zombie that moonwalks on command?
But wait, there’s more! For just 98 cents, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where llamas rule the land and players ride around on giant flying llamas named Larry.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a chicken in a top hat!
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 3109 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 2957 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8033 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 2167 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 166 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 378 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
like, forget about greenland, come chill with us and build the most epic creations ever. we got crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave.
seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. so come join us and let’s show greenland who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 9058 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 720 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 41 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
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| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 641 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 15 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 8427 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
And get this, the creepers here don’t explode, they breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, man. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena while chasing you, trust me.
Plus, the villagers here are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re cool once you get to know them. They’ll trade you emeralds for your soul, no biggie.
So, come join us on this Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. It’s like a fever dream, but with more diamonds. See you there, bro!
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 6929 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 7174 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Picture this: a 51-year-old mom announces she’s pregnant again, and her kids lose their minds. The older siblings are cool as cucumbers, but the younger ones start a yelling match that would put WWE wrestlers to shame. It’s a showdown of epic proportions, with tears, sulking, and finger-pointing galore.
But wait, there’s more! The family drama doesn’t stop there. Human cockroach siblings, a stepfather who’s just there for the ride, and a baby sister who steals hearts and gets spoiled rotten. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a virtual world with more twists and turns than a telenovela? Come for the gameplay, stay for the drama. It’s a family affair you won’t want to miss.
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 3425 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Farms Harvested: | 597 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also filled with boss battles where you have to defend yourself against being treated like a child by your superiors. Show them who’s boss by standing up for yourself and shouting “Stop shouting at me!” just like in the soda can incident.
And don’t worry about growing up and maturing, because on our server, you can be yourself and still be judged by everyone around you. It’s a wild ride of sibling drama and self-discovery. So come on in and ask yourself, “Am I the Asshole in this situation?” Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 5280 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Picture this: one time, we had a massive chicken parade where everyone dressed up as chickens and marched around the whole server clucking like crazy. It was lit, fam. And don’t even get me started on the time we all built giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just for funsies.
But wait, there’s more! We have epic build battles where you have to build a house using only TNT and lava. It’s a total blast, literally. And every Friday night, we have a dance party at the village square where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick dance skills.
So, if you’re ready to give up on the hustle and just go with the flow, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of energy, ’cause things are about to get wild up in here!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 2625 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6274 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 3875 |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 6517 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 96 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Crops Grown: | 9410 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 174 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 401952 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
