| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 1674 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 325 |
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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 9338 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 29 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 1821 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 41 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Animals Bred: | 53 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 3884 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 61 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 4463 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 1868 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 75 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 9188 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 3925 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 177 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 9668 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 5508 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 28 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3200 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 8632 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 141 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 9779 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 591 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 11 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 258 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 2608 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 462 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 129 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 50 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 622 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 237 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 2397 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5192 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 3697 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 360 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Potions Brewed: | 85 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
