so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying, cows doing the cha cha slide, and creepers breakdancing. it’s a whole party up in here, man.

you gotta join this server because, like, the peace plan is gonna be ready by November, just like Zelenskyy said. we gonna have all the mobs living in harmony, no more fighting or blowing stuff up. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, we got a secret underground disco where you can boogie with the Endermen and party with the skeletons. it’s like Studio 54 but with more zombies.

so come on down to this server, where the only thing you’ll be fighting is the urge to dance all night long. peace out, homies.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Meteorites Collected: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38
Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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