Zelenskyy’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

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Overview
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Overview

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

FAQ
Do I have to follow a specific build theme? No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer. Is joining the Discord required? Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors. What kind of events do you host? Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved. What are some of the plugins you use? Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery Others

FAQ

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

Is joining the Discord required?

Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

What kind of events do you host?

Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

What are some of the plugins you use?

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
Others

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	203

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.

But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.

Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

> GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.

Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Dragon Eggs Found:	7326

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MarriageCraft: In-Law Drama Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds and unwanted marriage proposals? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine away your problems!

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your sister’s creepy husband and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world!

Escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the family drama behind – because who needs marriage when you have Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Runes Activated:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ProudLifePlayer – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? Have you ever tamed a herd of wild chickens and led them into battle against an army of creepers? Have you ever created a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks?

If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We are a group of players who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the game. From building massive castles that reach the clouds to creating intricate redstone contraptions that defy logic, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic stories that come out of our adventures. Like the time our fearless leader, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of water just in the nick of time. Or when our resident prankster, Alex, filled the entire village with chickens wearing tiny top hats.

So if you want to be a part of a community that values creativity, humor, and a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Livin’ La Vida Minecraft

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The most amazing thing about living is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a land of endless possibilities and epic adventures. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

LGBTQ+ Land Minecraft Server

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can build rainbow houses and have unicorns as pets, but then georgia’s parliament is all like “no way, we ban all that lgbt propaganda!” but we’re like, nah bro, come join our server and spread the love and rainbows everywhere! who needs parliament when you can have a virtual world full of glitter and sparkles? join us and let’s show georgia what real fun looks like! #minecraftpride #unicornsforever 🌈🦄

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Potions Brewed:	76
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PagingDisasterMC

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LOL come join our Minecraft server, where explosions are only virtual and no one gets hurt (well, except for maybe your ego when you get wrecked by a creeper)! we promise not to blow up your pager like those poor souls in Lebanon, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. plus, our server is so lit that even the health officials are talking about it – they’re probably just jealous they can’t join in on the fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s explode some blocks together! BOOM! 🧨💥🔥

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Genus Last Humans – Minecraft

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join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna be like a modern human but in minecraft form. we r the last of our genus cuz we r so gud at minecraft. u can build epic bases, fight off creepers, and even tame a dragon (not rlly but it sounds cool). plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who will trade u rare items for emeralds. so come join us and be part of the most successful species in minecraft history.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Emeralds Found:	3833
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Starry Night Turbulence – Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered hidden turbulence in van Gogh’s Starry Night painting! our scientists have measured the scaling of the brush strokes and it’s like, totally mind-blowing, dude. if you want to experience the ultimate artistic adventure while building epic structures in minecraft, this is the place to be. plus, our pixel art gallery is out of this world! join now and unleash your inner artistic genius!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Paciific One Block

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**Welcome to Pacific Network!**

We are delighted to have you with us. At Pacific Network, our goal is to offer you the best hours of gaming.

Whether you’re here to explore new opportunities, improve your Minecraft experience, we’re committed to providing you with quality service and exceptional support.

Thank you for trusting us.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

🌟 Join the “Underwhelming Revolution SMP” and prepare for slightly above average Minecraft adventures! 🌟

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Revolution SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that unfolds with every new adventurer. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or just looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

New Update 1.21 Features
Custom Enchants, Grief Prevention, Anti Pay-to-Win, Jobs, Player Shops, Quests, and more!

Why Choose Us?
Community Focused, Friendly Environment, Constant Updates, Balanced Economy, 24/7 Uptime.

How To Join – Java Edition (Computer/PC)
Launch Minecraft. Click “Multiplayer.” Click “Add Server.” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com. Click “Done” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console)
In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab. Click “Add Friend.” Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive). Click “Add Friend.” After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join! Or In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Servers” tab. Click “Add Server.” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com. Type in the textbox called “Port” with the text: 25627. Click “Save” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console)

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab.
Click “Add Friend.”
Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive).
Click “Add Friend.”
After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join!

Or

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Servers” tab.
Click “Add Server.”
Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com.
Type in the textbox called “Port” with the text: 25627.
Click “Save” and join the server!

We can’t wait to see you in Revolution SMP!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Obsessive Crafters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed genius with OCD, Asperger’s, and a love for reading magazines. But don’t worry, they write prose surprisingly well for someone with “high functioning retardation” (their words, not ours).

Join our server for a chance to witness some crazy paranormal activity, or maybe just a really elaborate prank by our resident schizophrenic (or maybe just really smart) owner. With magazines like Fortean Times, Retro Gamer, and Scream as their favorites, you know you’re in for a wild ride.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the supernatural or horror films along the way. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Runes Activated:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

> Just 2 More Weeks Until We Get AGI… Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, rumor has it that in just 2 short weeks, we’ll be getting our hands on some top-secret AGI technology. What’s AGI, you ask? Oh, just some super advanced artificial intelligence that will revolutionize the way we play Minecraft. Imagine having a robot companion to mine for you while you sit back and sip on a virtual margarita. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have witnessed its majesty swear it’s real. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find the Diamond Chicken and become the richest player in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our zany Minecraft SMP today and prepare for an adventure like no other. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world. See you there, fellow gamers!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CookedDishCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle of not having a car in NYC! Our server is all about supporting each other, just like the outpouring of support you received after having a baby.

Join us for the chance to receive virtual gift cards from your fellow players, because let’s face it, no one has a car to bring you meals in Minecraft either.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so close-knit that even your sister-in-law will cook you a virtual meal and expect you to pick it up in-game. Don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a virtual Uber or subway to make the journey easier.

So come join us and show your appreciation by picking up that virtual meal, or risk being judged by our virtual community for not being appreciative enough. It’s a whole thing, but hey, it’s all in good fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	2424	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Reality Warps Survived:	2