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CringeCraft SMP

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Do you ever see people trying to be edgy by wearing mismatched socks or dyeing their hair a crazy color? Well, imagine a whole server full of players who take being edgy to the next level! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or ride pigs into battle wearing nothing but a pumpkin on their head. Trust us, you’ve never seen edgy like this before! So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdness and join a community of players who take being edgy to a whole new level, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineCraftyLove

Bonding, Communication, compatibility, Connection, Deep Conversations, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, getting to know you, good questions, intimacy building, lead to intimacy, love language, meaningful conversations, MineCraftyLove, open-ended questions, personal questions, Relationship Building, relationship growth, soulmate, trust building, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old small talk in Minecraft? Do you want to skip straight to the good stuff and build a deep connection with your fellow players? Look no further than our server! We have the most outrageous icebreaker questions that will have you sharing your deepest secrets in no time. Want to know your teammate’s most embarrassing moment in-game? Or maybe their wildest Minecraft dream? Join us and get ready for some seriously intimate bonding over blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Falling into the Void:	1
Towns Built:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyGhanaianWarriors

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come join our minecraft server, where ghanaian men are lured to fight for russia but end up in ukraine asking for help! it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos, just like our server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so crazy, it could be mistaken for a soap opera plot? join us now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Eternity SMP

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla SMP Skyblock Factions Creative Minigames Economy Towny PvP Roleplay Parkour Pixelmon Bedwars Prison Survival Games HCF KitPvP Hardcore Modded Adventure Build Battle

Welcome to Eternity SMP!

Where legends never fade and adventures last forever! Our server is all about:

– Epic survival gameplay in a vast, untamed world – Friendly community vibes – make new friends! – Regular events to keep things exciting – Custom features that spice up vanilla Minecraft – Version: 1.18-1.21.1 – 100 player slots

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	7117
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Astrify SMP

Astrify SMP, Cross-Play, Features, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Mods, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

A fun Minecraft server with mods that you can enjoy playing with you friends. Our goal is for this server to be a fun place for everyone to play with a unique mix of features.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Feature Petitioned Minecraft Server

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Have you heard about the guy who petitioned for a feature on our server by posting a thread every day until it was added? Legend has it, he became so obsessed with his mission that he started dreaming in pixelated blocks and crafting tables. The feature he requested? A talking llama companion that tells bad jokes. And guess what? We added it just to make him stop posting! Join our server now for the chance to meet the llama of your dreams and embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and questionable decision-making. Who knows, maybe you’ll become so dedicated that you’ll start dreaming in blocks too!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Potions Brewed:	116
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Dragon Eggs Found:	2413	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: every weekend, we host a wild party in Minecraft where everyone gets drunk in-game and chaos ensues. It’s like a virtual frat house, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of kegs and red cups. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server and let loose with a community of fellow Minecraft maniacs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while under the influence. Just remember to drink responsibly… or not, we’re not your mom.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SisTallProbsMC

Assumptions, attractive, body image, character in a book, Communication, Confidence, Dominant, family dynamics, height discrimination, height preferences, ideal type, Insecurity, masculine, Personal preferences, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SisTallProbsMC, societal standards, STRONG, validation

Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PixelPretties

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What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Farms Harvested:	675
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	153
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Star Shards Collected:	83

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	66	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Crops Grown:	2173
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ores Mined:	9117
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
New Chunks Explored:	704738	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Star Shards Collected:	243
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

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Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3812
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Love Letters Sent:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	New Chunks Explored:	703736

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2