Zelensky’s Weaponless Warriors | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyZelenskyy’sWarzone

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so like, u gotta join our amazin minecraft server, cuz like, zelenskyy himself announced that our server has the STRONGEST military content everrrr in his victory plan!! like, u can build tanks and helicopters and wage epic battles with other players!! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft, so like, way more fun and less dangerous, ya know? join now and be a part of zelenskyy’s ultimate victory plan!! it’s gonna be lit, fam!! 🚀🔥🎮

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Octopus Stomach Crawl

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join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of having an octopus crawl into your stomach without hurting you! it’s like a free massage from the inside out, plus you’ll have a new best friend for life. who needs a pet dog when you can have a stomach octopus? come join us and see what other wacky adventures await you on our server. we promise you’ll never look at minecraft the same way again!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Panic BuyCraft: Evolutionary Game

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so, like, u ever wondered why u feel the urge to buy all the toilet paper when there’s a pandemic? well, on our minecraft server, we explore the wacky world of panic buying in a way that will blow ur mind. we have this crazy game based on prospect theory where u gotta make decisions that will either save ur virtual life or leave u stranded without any diamonds. it’s like survival mode on steroids, bro. join us if u wanna see how ur brain works when u’re freaking out about running out of supplies. plus, we have a secret level where u can fight off zombie shoppers in a grocery store. it’s wild, man. come check it out and unlock the mysteries of panic buying in the age of covid-19. it’s a trip, i swear.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DeekzSMP

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, KitPvP, Minigames, Mining, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Realms, Roleplay, Support, Survival

DeekzSMP is a high quality survival economy server with crates opening and much more.Want to join the fun?Join play.deekzsmp.xyz now!Supportive and friendly community awaits you!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	213
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Novidium Skyblock: Where chests sell themselves and pigs fly!

balance, Cactus, chests, Dirt, Economy, Farming, Fly, ISLAND, Items, Leaderboards, Nostalgia, Novidium, Pigs, player-to-player, Plugins, Quests, Rarity, RICHEST, sand, Sell, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Trading, UI, Vanilla

Server Name	Novidium
IP	play.novidium.net
Overview	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to bring back the nostalgia of older skyblock servers with a balance between traditional and modern features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of challenges can players expect on Novidium?	Players can complete challenges such as obtaining 64 sugar cane to earn rewards like dirt or sand. These challenges provide a purpose to farming items and make certain items rare but not limited in supply.
How does the player economy work on Novidium?	There are no admin shops on the server; all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build their own shops on their islands using chests and signs to facilitate transactions.
What are the main features of Novidium?	The server focuses on challenges, player-to-player economy, and leaderboards. There are leaderboard for the richest players and the highest level islands based on block rarity and quantity.
Is Novidium suitable for all types of players?	The server may not appeal to everyone, but it offers a unique and balanced skyblock experience that combines elements of classic and modern gameplay.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	505
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most feeble adventurer can thrive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures, mystical lands, and maybe even a talking cow or two.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an epic journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ores Mined:	1183
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The Space Cadet – Minecraft SMP

AI Guides, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Modding, BNWO Dictionary, booru, Cadet, Cheating, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Editing Tutorials, genshin impact, Minecraft, NovelAI, Official BLACKED Clothing, PMV Torrent, Slur Strokes, smp, Space, Templates, tutorials, Whiteboy Denial Week, zenless zone zero

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our Cheating Edition is all about pushing the boundaries and breaking the rules in the most hilarious ways possible.

Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week where you can save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the 1st to the 8th of every month! Share your progress, edge count, and see who can hold out the longest.

But that’s not all, we have the most advanced AI everyone is using – NovelAI V.3 for just $25 a month for unlimited gens. Use it to create the most outrageous stories and scenarios in the game.

And don’t forget about our BLACKED Modding, where you can turn Genshin Impact and Zenless Zone Zero into a whole new experience.

Plus, we have official BLACKED clothing, a dedicated Booru for all your creations, a BNWO Dictionary for all your wild terms, and even a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for those who want to push the limits even further.

Join us on this wild ride and see just how far you can go in the most insane Minecraft SMP server out there!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Towns Built:	4	Villages Defended:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyHubbyCutback

balance, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHubbyCutback, Discord, family, financial responsibility, Gaming, hobbies, Marriage, Priorities, quality time, relationships, self-care, socialization, Support, Time management, Understanding, video games

Are you tired of your spouse spending more time with their virtual friends than with you? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee that your significant other will be too busy building pixelated castles to even think about chatting with strangers online!

Our server is so addictive that your husband will forget all about rewriting movies and chatting on discord. Instead, he’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember the existence of his phone game alliance.

Plus, we have a strict rule against encouraging unnecessary purchases like a ps5. Instead, we encourage our players to spend quality time with their loved ones (or at least their Minecraft buddies).

So join our server now and save your marriage from the clutches of virtual friendships and late-night chats. Who needs discord drama when you can have blocky adventures with your spouse?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BlockyLove30

age, BlockyLove30, career, changes, Commitment, Communication, emotional maturity, family, Friends, growth, INDEPENDENCE, life stages, long-term relationships, love, Maturity, personal development, Priorities, reflections, relationships, responsibilities, Self Discovery

Are you tired of boring old relationships that fizzle out after a few years? Well, join our Minecraft server and watch your relationships evolve from simple friendships to epic love stories between the ages of 20 and 30! Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds together? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere in the server that guarantees eternal love (results may vary). So come join us and see how your relationships can level up from level 20 to level 30 in no time!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SwordCraft: Kursk’s Revenge

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier battles than the alleged Russian execution of a Ukrainian soldier with a sword inscribed ‘for Kursk’! Our PvP arena is lit AF, with players wielding diamond swords and enchanted armor like bosses.

But wait, there’s more! Our survival world is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, where you gotta scavenge for resources and fend off zombie hordes. Trust me, it’s more intense than a sword fight with a Russian soldier.

And if that’s not enough, we have custom mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever played Minecraft parkour on a moving platform suspended in the sky? Yeah, we got that.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs real-life drama when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Ultra Processed Food Frenzy

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come join our minecraft server where we serve only the finest ultra-processed foods to increase your risk of type 2 diabetes by 17% with every bite! who needs health when you can have FUN?! join our community of players who love living life on the edge with their sugary snacks and pixelated adventures. build your own diabetes-inducing castle and battle it out with other players in epic food fights. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the diabetes games begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Vexlaris

commands, custom portals, death chest, Economy, experience points, Grief Prevention, incentives, Interactive map, Jobs, Land Protection, Perks, player-engagement, Ranks, real time map, Resource Gathering, Rewards, server essentials, server map, Survival, web-based map, Whitelist, world navigation

CMI: CMI manages the economy, server essentials, and commands, with added features such as custom portals for travel between worlds. Grief Prevention: Players can claim and protect their land, ensuring builds are safe from unwanted griefing. AngelChest: When a player dies, their items are stored safely in an AngelChest, allowing them to retrieve everything without the stress of losing their valuables. Jobs Plugin: Players can take on jobs to earn money and experience points, which help them rank up and unlock new perks. TreeAssist: This handy plugin lets players quickly fell entire trees, making resource gathering faster and more efficient. LushRewards: Random rewards are distributed as players engage with the game, keeping things exciting and offering incentives for regular play. Dynmap: An interactive web-based map of the server, allowing players to view the world in real-time and navigate more easily.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Hangout Haven Minecraft Server

Bars, Boomers, casual conversations, casual outings, clubs, crowded places, gatherings, hang out, Hangout, Haven, loud music, MAKING FRIENDS, meet friends, meeting new people, Minecraft, nightlife, Normal People, quiet environments, Server, social scenes, social settings, socializing, Talking

Looking for a place to hang out and meet friends without dealing with boomers at empty bars or deafening music at clubs? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to make friends from all over the world. Who needs real-life bars and clubs when you can hang out in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious gaming experience, come join us today!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4407	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is anything but boring! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just here to welcome you to the server! And that’s just the beginning of the madness.

Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to creepers that explode into confetti, you never know what you’re going to encounter next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? The community, of course! Our players are a crazy bunch of misfits who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Whether they’re pranking each other with invisible blocks or staging epic battles with nothing but potatoes, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Crops Grown:	4025	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

GFDriverSeatOops

accident, aita, Apology, cold, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, drivers seat, Driving, fender bender, GFDriverSeatOops, Girlfriend, hobby, misunderstanding, relationship, resolution, shock, Stubborn, ticket, traffic

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Just like the sudden stop in traffic that caught this poor guy off guard, our server will surprise you at every turn.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this guy’s girlfriend unexpectedly taking the wheel after a car accident. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter next?

But don’t worry, we promise not to leave you cold like this guy’s girlfriend. Our community is always warm and welcoming, ready to make you feel right at home. So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10