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VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response

at risk, Disease, dose of vaccine, Early, fresh dose, Help, mathematical models, mumps, mumps vaccine, Nations, outbreak, Prevent, Prevention, reduce transmission, response, Rising, Risk, third dose, Transmission, vaccine, VaxCraft

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.

we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Zombie Dances:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Skeleton SMP

Adventure, Bed wars, Creative, Economy, Faction Wars, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to the best survival server!

Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Cucaracha Players

Cockroaches, Cross-Play, Cucaracha Players, Economy, family friendly, Friendly, Gaming, Minecraft, Network, PvE, PvP, Server, Sewers, Survival, Technical, Underground

Dig a hole and survive. – Minecraft Server Technical – CucarachaPlayers is a friendly and family-friendly network for cockroaches. You will be fine in the sewers, there is no better place than the underground, the perfect place to stay alive while the surface explodes.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Potions Brewed:	195	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Airi Viridis, Clauvio, Elia Stellaria, Kiki, Kiki Main Thread, kirispica, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Minecraft, Mozumi Pichi, Mozzu Main Thread, Onolumi, PALS, PIXEL, Retro Girls General, Server, Super Meche, Tomomi Toraya, Tsunderia Extended, vrg

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us at [Server Name] where the fun never stops! We’ve got a crew of wacky YouTubers and Twitch streamers like Onolumi, Tomomi Toraya, and Kiki who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself logs on to play with us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

So why wait? Join us at [Server Name] where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP

60s, aging, aging parents, BoomerParents60s, Companionship, Elderly, emotional, empty nest, empty nest syndrome, family, family dynamics, Future, generation gap, growing old, ISOLATION, Loneliness, lonely, Minecraft, parental care, parents, relationships, smp, Support

Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dimension Hops:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, Curious, Event, Experience, eXtraordinary, Minecraft, Observation, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar behavior, peculiar incident, peculiar sighting, smp, strange, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual occurrence, Witness, work, Workplace, WorkplaceWeirdo

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	7724	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Magic Items Found:	7578	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineCraftMemories

cherished memories, favorite memories, happy moments, Life moments, looking back, Memories, memory lane, MinecraftMemories, Nostalgia, past experiences, Reflection, reliving the past, Reminiscing, sentimental journey, significant events, special occasions, time machine, time travel, treasured recollections, unforgettable experiences

Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive any moment in your life…in Minecraft form! That’s right, want to go back to that time you aced that test in school? Just hop on our server and recreate it with blocks and pixels! Want to redo that embarrassing moment at a party? Build it out of virtual bricks and laugh at yourself all over again! Join our server for a chance to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Astral Projections Made:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RedstoneRuskiCraft

Aviation, BIRMINGHAM, criminal activity, emergency response, Espionage, government involvement, international incident, investigation, news headline, plane, planting device, political tension, RedstoneRuskiCraft, russia, sabotage, security breach, suspected, suspicious behavior, Terrorism, uk, warehouse fire

so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	1831	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land

classroom technology, Digital Learning, education, educational games, educational technology, experiential learning, Fun, Game, immersive learning, Interactive, knowledge acquisition, Land, language acquisition, language development, language skills, multilingual students, PIXEL, Quest, science classrooms, STEM Education, student engagement, Technology, virtual environment, virtual reality

so, like, u know how u always wanted to learn stuff but it’s, like, so boring and stuff? well, on this server, u can learn stuff in a fun way! like, imagine u in a science classroom but instead of boring textbooks, u have, like, virtual reality and stuff.

u can, like, explore different worlds and learn about science in a super cool way. and get this, it’s not just for one language, it’s for, like, MULTILINGUAL students! so, if u speak more than one language, this server is perfect for u.

plus, there are, like, crazy stories and adventures waiting for u. u can, like, fight off evil mobs and discover hidden treasures. and, like, who wouldn’t want to do that, right?

so, if u want to have a blast while learning and, like, have the time of your life, then join this server now! it’s, like, the best thing ever, trust me.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	4634
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EndNetwork

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, minecraft server multiplayer survival creative minigames factions skyblock economy PVP roleplay mods plugins vanilla adventure dungeons exploration community crafting building exploration, Mini Games, Skyblock, Towny

EndNetwork: Play Beyond Boundaries! Join the world of Minecraft, full of endless adventures and exciting events. Create unique structures with your building skills that push the limits, accomplish huge projects with your friends, and have a brand new experience! Step into this world that will grow with you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Chaotic Realms

Anarchy, auraskills, BEDROCK SUPPORTED, Chaotic Realms, Community, content creators, Events, Head Drops, high quality, Minecraft, minecraft server, Players, PvP, smp, smp server, Streamers, Teams, Unique Content, weekly events, Youtubers

[1.21] THE CHAOTIC SMP is a high-quality Anarchy based SMP server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly content creators, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED! (SOON)

Head Drops Weekly EVENTS Streamers & YouTubers AuraSkills Teams & SO MUCH MORE!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Items Found:	7793	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

1v1 Arena, Armies, Bosses, Chaos, class armors, Dungeons, Fellowships, Followers, Guilds, Join, Kingdoms, level system, Loot, Lore, modded SMP server, PlongieCraft, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Ships, Staying, story lines, Today, trading economy, Villages, weapons, Wild, workers, world, World bosses

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	PlongieCraft
Features	Quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, 1v1 Arena (coming soon)
Website	Plongie.com
Trailer	Watch trailer here

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server support?

A: The server supports Minecraft version 1.20.1.

Q: What can players expect on the server?

A: Players can expect quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, and a 1v1 Arena (coming soon).

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Search for PlongieCraft on technic and follow the instructions to join the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server here.

Q: What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

A: The server offers modded SMP gameplay with options for vanilla play, or players can search for magic and rare weapons with RPG elements.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pixel Puns Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PIXEL, Puns, Server

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.

3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts you’ll ever find in Minecraft. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into your enemies.

4. We hold weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most outrageous and ridiculous structures. From giant toilets to floating castles made of cheese, there’s no limit to the creativity on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

banter, blocky, blue ideal, character profiles, community pastebin, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, fetishes, filtered ads, kinks, live status tracker, Minecraft, pink ideal, profile image search, purple ideal, roleplay logs, roleplay partners, site critique., site drama, site gossip, smp, third party chat client, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules here and there. But who needs rules when you can join a server filled with more kinks and depravity than you can memorize!

Imagine creating your own character profile and finding like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. It’s like F-list, but in Minecraft! Build your dream world, roleplay with others, and gossip about site drama all in one place.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous characters, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even find your ideal blue, pink, and purple in this crazy world of ours. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NoGFsAllowedMC

apartment rules, apartment sharing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, dorm living, flexibility, houseguest, ignored, living situation, NoGFsAllowedMC, personal space, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommate’s girlfriend, roommate’s guests, roommate’s relationship, temporary roommate, third person, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of sharing space with unwanted roommates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual apartment without any unwanted guests crashing in.

Our server is the perfect place for those who value their personal space and don’t want to deal with unexpected roommates moving in. No more awkward encounters in the kitchen or bathroom – it’s all yours to enjoy in peace!

Embark on quests to reclaim your territory from unwanted intruders, like your roommate’s clingy girlfriend who just won’t leave. Build fortresses to keep them out and defend your space with all your might.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you should be more flexible – this is your virtual world, and you make the rules! Join us now and reclaim your right to a roommate-free existence. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Dragon Scales Harvested:	186	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3