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Pixelated Tokyo Minecraft Server

feeru, Gaijin, Japan, long tail tag, Minecraft, OFFENDED, pixelated, pureesu, San, Server, stoppu, TOKYO

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, fear no more, my fellow gaijin san pureesu stoppu! Our server is so outrageous, even the creepers are doing stand-up comedy routines.

Join us for epic battles against zombie chickens riding on the backs of skeleton horses, or take a break and relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fireproof swimsuits). And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try your hand at our legendary parkour course, where the prize at the end is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing endermen, and every Friday night we have a fireworks show that puts the Fourth of July to shame.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Potions Brewed:	78
Emeralds Found:	4366	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

What The Frick Minecraft SMP

acceptance, adoption, Backlash, Communication, Community, controversy, criticism, Diversity, FRICK, inclusion, internet culture, linux kernel mailing list, LKML, Minecraft, online behavior, programming, smp, Social Issues, Software Development, Technology, transgender language, what are they doing, WTF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We’ve got players doing things that will make you say “wtf” on a regular basis.

One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CrushCraft: No Loans for Love

Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Crush, CrushCraft, DATING, Emotional support, emotions, feelings, financial struggle, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Honesty, loans, love, loyalty, money lending, personal boundaries, relationship advice, Support, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like in this wild story of friendship turned sour.

Imagine building your dream castle only to have your best friend swoop in and claim it as their own, just like Mia did with Jake! Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, or will you let the drama unfold like a juicy soap opera?

And if you ever find yourself in a pickle like lending $500 to a friend who betrayed you, fear not! Our server is full of generous players who will help you out in your time of need, no questions asked (except maybe for some diamonds in return).

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and drama is always on the menu. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

UndoItAll Minecraft SMP

advancement, CHANGE, Civilization, consequences, Development, hindsight, History, Impact, Improvement, innovation, invention, Minecraft, mistake, progress, reconsider, regret, rethink, smp, society, Technology, undo, UndoItAll

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the players are so skilled, they can build a functioning time machine out of redstone and slime blocks. That’s right, we’ve got players who can undo any invention they want, just for fun!

Imagine the chaos of going back in time and preventing the invention of the diamond pickaxe. No more mining for hours on end, just pure chaos and hilarity as everyone scrambles to find a new way to survive in this crazy world.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of redstone knowledge). Who knows, you might just find yourself undoing the most game-changing invention of all time!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Void Gems Collected:	25

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyTwistMC

CraftyTwistMC, dramatic events, life changing events, life events, life experiences, life journey, life plot twists, life surprises, life-altering moments, personal growth, plot twist, surprising moments, twists and turns, unexpected changes, unexpected developments, unexpected outcomes, unexpected revelations, unexpected turn, unexpected twists., unforeseen circumstances

Are you ready for the ultimate plot twist of your Minecraft life? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown like never before! Our server is like a rollercoaster of surprises, with twists and turns at every corner.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers come out of nowhere and start dancing the Macarena with you. Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are DJing.

But wait, there’s more! Just when you think you’ve seen it all, a giant flying pig swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a game of Minecraft chess. And if you win, you get to ride off into the sunset on a rainbow unicorn.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and get ready for the craziest plot twists of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response

at risk, Disease, dose of vaccine, Early, fresh dose, Help, mathematical models, mumps, mumps vaccine, Nations, outbreak, Prevent, Prevention, reduce transmission, response, Rising, Risk, third dose, Transmission, vaccine, VaxCraft

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.

we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Skeleton SMP

Adventure, Bed wars, Creative, Economy, Faction Wars, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to the best survival server!

Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ores Mined:	6513	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Cucaracha Players

Cockroaches, Cross-Play, Cucaracha Players, Economy, family friendly, Friendly, Gaming, Minecraft, Network, PvE, PvP, Server, Sewers, Survival, Technical, Underground

Dig a hole and survive. – Minecraft Server Technical – CucarachaPlayers is a friendly and family-friendly network for cockroaches. You will be fine in the sewers, there is no better place than the underground, the perfect place to stay alive while the surface explodes.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Crops Grown:	9405
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Airi Viridis, Clauvio, Elia Stellaria, Kiki, Kiki Main Thread, kirispica, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Minecraft, Mozumi Pichi, Mozzu Main Thread, Onolumi, PALS, PIXEL, Retro Girls General, Server, Super Meche, Tomomi Toraya, Tsunderia Extended, vrg

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us at [Server Name] where the fun never stops! We’ve got a crew of wacky YouTubers and Twitch streamers like Onolumi, Tomomi Toraya, and Kiki who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself logs on to play with us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

So why wait? Join us at [Server Name] where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP

60s, aging, aging parents, BoomerParents60s, Companionship, Elderly, emotional, empty nest, empty nest syndrome, family, family dynamics, Future, generation gap, growing old, ISOLATION, Loneliness, lonely, Minecraft, parental care, parents, relationships, smp, Support

Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Potions Brewed:	64
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Enchantments Applied:	122
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, Curious, Event, Experience, eXtraordinary, Minecraft, Observation, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar behavior, peculiar incident, peculiar sighting, smp, strange, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual occurrence, Witness, work, Workplace, WorkplaceWeirdo

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Ores Mined:	8408

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MineCraftMemories

cherished memories, favorite memories, happy moments, Life moments, looking back, Memories, memory lane, MinecraftMemories, Nostalgia, past experiences, Reflection, reliving the past, Reminiscing, sentimental journey, significant events, special occasions, time machine, time travel, treasured recollections, unforgettable experiences

Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive any moment in your life…in Minecraft form! That’s right, want to go back to that time you aced that test in school? Just hop on our server and recreate it with blocks and pixels! Want to redo that embarrassing moment at a party? Build it out of virtual bricks and laugh at yourself all over again! Join our server for a chance to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RedstoneRuskiCraft

Aviation, BIRMINGHAM, criminal activity, emergency response, Espionage, government involvement, international incident, investigation, news headline, plane, planting device, political tension, RedstoneRuskiCraft, russia, sabotage, security breach, suspected, suspicious behavior, Terrorism, uk, warehouse fire

so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Magic Items Found:	2430	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land

classroom technology, Digital Learning, education, educational games, educational technology, experiential learning, Fun, Game, immersive learning, Interactive, knowledge acquisition, Land, language acquisition, language development, language skills, multilingual students, PIXEL, Quest, science classrooms, STEM Education, student engagement, Technology, virtual environment, virtual reality

so, like, u know how u always wanted to learn stuff but it’s, like, so boring and stuff? well, on this server, u can learn stuff in a fun way! like, imagine u in a science classroom but instead of boring textbooks, u have, like, virtual reality and stuff.

u can, like, explore different worlds and learn about science in a super cool way. and get this, it’s not just for one language, it’s for, like, MULTILINGUAL students! so, if u speak more than one language, this server is perfect for u.

plus, there are, like, crazy stories and adventures waiting for u. u can, like, fight off evil mobs and discover hidden treasures. and, like, who wouldn’t want to do that, right?

so, if u want to have a blast while learning and, like, have the time of your life, then join this server now! it’s, like, the best thing ever, trust me.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	35	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	2542	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EndNetwork

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, minecraft server multiplayer survival creative minigames factions skyblock economy PVP roleplay mods plugins vanilla adventure dungeons exploration community crafting building exploration, Mini Games, Skyblock, Towny

EndNetwork: Play Beyond Boundaries! Join the world of Minecraft, full of endless adventures and exciting events. Create unique structures with your building skills that push the limits, accomplish huge projects with your friends, and have a brand new experience! Step into this world that will grow with you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2851
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15