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UndoItAll Minecraft SMP

advancement, CHANGE, Civilization, consequences, Development, hindsight, History, Impact, Improvement, innovation, invention, Minecraft, mistake, progress, reconsider, regret, rethink, smp, society, Technology, undo, UndoItAll

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the players are so skilled, they can build a functioning time machine out of redstone and slime blocks. That’s right, we’ve got players who can undo any invention they want, just for fun!

Imagine the chaos of going back in time and preventing the invention of the diamond pickaxe. No more mining for hours on end, just pure chaos and hilarity as everyone scrambles to find a new way to survive in this crazy world.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of redstone knowledge). Who knows, you might just find yourself undoing the most game-changing invention of all time!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyTwistMC

CraftyTwistMC, dramatic events, life changing events, life events, life experiences, life journey, life plot twists, life surprises, life-altering moments, personal growth, plot twist, surprising moments, twists and turns, unexpected changes, unexpected developments, unexpected outcomes, unexpected revelations, unexpected turn, unexpected twists., unforeseen circumstances

Are you ready for the ultimate plot twist of your Minecraft life? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown like never before! Our server is like a rollercoaster of surprises, with twists and turns at every corner.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers come out of nowhere and start dancing the Macarena with you. Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are DJing.

But wait, there’s more! Just when you think you’ve seen it all, a giant flying pig swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a game of Minecraft chess. And if you win, you get to ride off into the sunset on a rainbow unicorn.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and get ready for the craziest plot twists of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response

at risk, Disease, dose of vaccine, Early, fresh dose, Help, mathematical models, mumps, mumps vaccine, Nations, outbreak, Prevent, Prevention, reduce transmission, response, Rising, Risk, third dose, Transmission, vaccine, VaxCraft

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.

we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	New Chunks Explored:	765274
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Skeleton SMP

Adventure, Bed wars, Creative, Economy, Faction Wars, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to the best survival server!

Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Cucaracha Players

Cockroaches, Cross-Play, Cucaracha Players, Economy, family friendly, Friendly, Gaming, Minecraft, Network, PvE, PvP, Server, Sewers, Survival, Technical, Underground

Dig a hole and survive. – Minecraft Server Technical – CucarachaPlayers is a friendly and family-friendly network for cockroaches. You will be fine in the sewers, there is no better place than the underground, the perfect place to stay alive while the surface explodes.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Farms Harvested:	108	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Airi Viridis, Clauvio, Elia Stellaria, Kiki, Kiki Main Thread, kirispica, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Minecraft, Mozumi Pichi, Mozzu Main Thread, Onolumi, PALS, PIXEL, Retro Girls General, Server, Super Meche, Tomomi Toraya, Tsunderia Extended, vrg

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us at [Server Name] where the fun never stops! We’ve got a crew of wacky YouTubers and Twitch streamers like Onolumi, Tomomi Toraya, and Kiki who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself logs on to play with us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

So why wait? Join us at [Server Name] where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Crops Grown:	7776
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP

60s, aging, aging parents, BoomerParents60s, Companionship, Elderly, emotional, empty nest, empty nest syndrome, family, family dynamics, Future, generation gap, growing old, ISOLATION, Loneliness, lonely, Minecraft, parental care, parents, relationships, smp, Support

Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, Curious, Event, Experience, eXtraordinary, Minecraft, Observation, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar behavior, peculiar incident, peculiar sighting, smp, strange, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual occurrence, Witness, work, Workplace, WorkplaceWeirdo

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	New Chunks Explored:	99841

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MineCraftMemories

cherished memories, favorite memories, happy moments, Life moments, looking back, Memories, memory lane, MinecraftMemories, Nostalgia, past experiences, Reflection, reliving the past, Reminiscing, sentimental journey, significant events, special occasions, time machine, time travel, treasured recollections, unforgettable experiences

Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive any moment in your life…in Minecraft form! That’s right, want to go back to that time you aced that test in school? Just hop on our server and recreate it with blocks and pixels! Want to redo that embarrassing moment at a party? Build it out of virtual bricks and laugh at yourself all over again! Join our server for a chance to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
New Chunks Explored:	378214	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RedstoneRuskiCraft

Aviation, BIRMINGHAM, criminal activity, emergency response, Espionage, government involvement, international incident, investigation, news headline, plane, planting device, political tension, RedstoneRuskiCraft, russia, sabotage, security breach, suspected, suspicious behavior, Terrorism, uk, warehouse fire

so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land

classroom technology, Digital Learning, education, educational games, educational technology, experiential learning, Fun, Game, immersive learning, Interactive, knowledge acquisition, Land, language acquisition, language development, language skills, multilingual students, PIXEL, Quest, science classrooms, STEM Education, student engagement, Technology, virtual environment, virtual reality

so, like, u know how u always wanted to learn stuff but it’s, like, so boring and stuff? well, on this server, u can learn stuff in a fun way! like, imagine u in a science classroom but instead of boring textbooks, u have, like, virtual reality and stuff.

u can, like, explore different worlds and learn about science in a super cool way. and get this, it’s not just for one language, it’s for, like, MULTILINGUAL students! so, if u speak more than one language, this server is perfect for u.

plus, there are, like, crazy stories and adventures waiting for u. u can, like, fight off evil mobs and discover hidden treasures. and, like, who wouldn’t want to do that, right?

so, if u want to have a blast while learning and, like, have the time of your life, then join this server now! it’s, like, the best thing ever, trust me.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EndNetwork

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, minecraft server multiplayer survival creative minigames factions skyblock economy PVP roleplay mods plugins vanilla adventure dungeons exploration community crafting building exploration, Mini Games, Skyblock, Towny

EndNetwork: Play Beyond Boundaries! Join the world of Minecraft, full of endless adventures and exciting events. Create unique structures with your building skills that push the limits, accomplish huge projects with your friends, and have a brand new experience! Step into this world that will grow with you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Animals Bred:	148
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Chaotic Realms

Anarchy, auraskills, BEDROCK SUPPORTED, Chaotic Realms, Community, content creators, Events, Head Drops, high quality, Minecraft, minecraft server, Players, PvP, smp, smp server, Streamers, Teams, Unique Content, weekly events, Youtubers

[1.21] THE CHAOTIC SMP is a high-quality Anarchy based SMP server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly content creators, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED! (SOON)

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

1v1 Arena, Armies, Bosses, Chaos, class armors, Dungeons, Fellowships, Followers, Guilds, Join, Kingdoms, level system, Loot, Lore, modded SMP server, PlongieCraft, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Ships, Staying, story lines, Today, trading economy, Villages, weapons, Wild, workers, world, World bosses

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	PlongieCraft
Features	Quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, 1v1 Arena (coming soon)
Website	Plongie.com
Trailer	Watch trailer here

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server support?

A: The server supports Minecraft version 1.20.1.

Q: What can players expect on the server?

A: Players can expect quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, and a 1v1 Arena (coming soon).

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Search for PlongieCraft on technic and follow the instructions to join the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server here.

Q: What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

A: The server offers modded SMP gameplay with options for vanilla play, or players can search for magic and rare weapons with RPG elements.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Pixel Puns Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PIXEL, Puns, Server

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.

3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts you’ll ever find in Minecraft. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into your enemies.

4. We hold weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most outrageous and ridiculous structures. From giant toilets to floating castles made of cheese, there’s no limit to the creativity on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Enchantments Applied:	144	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24