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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
Mineshafts Explored: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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