so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Undead Armies Raised: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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