so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
Emeralds Found: 5966 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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