ZelenskiyCraft: Slow Arms, High Losses

aid, ARMS, arms supplies, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, devastation, eastern europe, Europe, Government, HIGH, high losses, International, Losses, Military, Politics, russia, Slow, Support, Tragedy, Ukraine, War, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	2635
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free diamond armor to all players who can survive a zombie apocalypse in game! ukraine suffering high losses? not on our server! we have unlimited arms supplies and our president is a pro at pvp. join now and help us defeat the zombies with your epic building skills and insane redstone contraptions. plus, did we mention our secret underground base filled with treasure? you won’t find that on any other server, trust us. come join the fun and let’s show those zombies who’s boss!

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1369	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	6073	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

BoyfriendBlockParty

balance, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockParty, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, girls night, group dynamics, inclusion, long distance, mixed friend group, Prioritizing, relationships, social events, sports event, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Votes:	2482
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama-free fun and inclusivity for all players! Are you tired of feeling like you have to choose between your friends and your boyfriend in real life? Well, on our server, everyone is invited to the party, even if they’re in a relationship!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!

So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!

PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

Cultural differences, dining etiquette, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, fork and knife, pizza, pizza connoisseurs, pizza crust, pizza culture, pizza debate, pizza eating style, pizza etiquette, pizza etiquette debate, pizza lovers, pizza toppings, pizza traditions, PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP, table manners, unconventional eating habits, utensils

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	714
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this Minecraft SMP! Like, we have this one player who literally only eats pizza with a fork and knife. Can you imagine? It’s like, who even does that?! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, we also have players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on pigs wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. If you want to join in on the wackiness, come on over and join us! It’s a wild ride, I promise you won’t be disappointed.

NoBridgeNoSoloCraft

catchy, chorus, Contemporary, Easy Listening, hook, Mainstream, Melody, MODERN, Music, no bridge, no solo, NoBridgeNoSoloCraft, pop, Popular, radio-friendly, Repetitive, Simple, songs, top charts, Verses, vocals

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Love Letters Sent:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6197
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ChipCraft Minecraft Server

ChipCraft, CHIPS, diplomatic relations, economic impact, emergency discussions, Focus Taiwan, geopolitical implications, global market, government response, international trade, market volatility, Minecraft, semiconductor industry, Server, strategic planning, supply chain disruptions, taiwan, Tariffs, technology sector, trade policies, trade tensions, trump, US-China relations

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Void Armor Forged:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

lol imagine a world where taiwan is like “oh no trump is putting tariffs on our chips what do we do??” like bro just join this minecraft server instead and forget about all that drama. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance. plus, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, our villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world but shhh don’t tell anyone. join now before the creepers explode everything and you miss out on all the fun!

SwedeCraft: Aid for Ukraine

aid, AID PACKAGE, Assistance, charitable giving, Contribution, crisis relief, donation, european union, financial support, FOREIGN AID, Generosity, global aid efforts, humanitarian assistance, international aid, monetary help, philanthropy, solidarity, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, Swedish government, Ukraine

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got Sweden donating $1.2 billion to Ukraine just to make sure our players have the best time ever! Like, who even does that? We got unicorns running around giving out diamonds and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. It’s a wild ride, I tell ya! Join now or miss out on all the craziness! #BestServerEver #UnicornsAndRainbows

Ice Melting Pine Stand – Climate Change Fun

ancient pine, ancient stand, CHANGE, climate, climate change, climate impact, ecosystem dynamics, Elevation, environmental change, Fun, Greater Yellowstone Ecosystem, Holocene, Ice, ice melting, mature stand, melting, melting ice, modern treeline, PINE, Rocky Mountain ecosystem, Rocky Mountains, Stand, tree species, treeline, upslope, whitebark pine, yellowstone national park

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Void Armor Forged:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

LOL, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT TREES THAT HAVE BEEN AROUND SINCE LIKE FOREVER AGO. LIKE, THESE TREES ARE OLDER THAN YOUR GRANDMA’S GRANDMA. WE GOT PINE TREES THAT ARE SO OLD, THEY REMEMBER WHEN DINOSAURS WALKED THE EARTH.

COME JOIN US AND SEE THE TREES THAT HAVE SURVIVED ICE MELTING AND CLIMATE CHANGE. IT’S LIKE A HISTORY LESSON IN MINECRAFT FORM. PLUS, YOU CAN BUILD A TREEHOUSE ON THESE ANCIENT PINE TREES AND FEEL LIKE A REAL LIFE TARZAN.

SO, IF U WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING EPIC AND HISTORIC, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE GOT TREES, WE GOT ICE, WE GOT CLIMATE CHANGE. WHAT MORE COULD U ASK FOR? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

★ CACTUSCRAFT ★ – A quality server! server minecraft

Cactuscraft, Cases, Clans, Drugs, effects, high quality, Honest PVP, Jobs, Minecraft, Mini Games, No Lags, Parkour, Pets, Rainbow Armor, Ranks, Server, smiles, Starter Kit, Survival, unique spavn, VKontakte, Wedding, work

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

★ CACTUSCRAFT ★ – A quality server!

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✔ Mini-games

✔ TOP clans

✔ No dup!

✔ unique spavn (not downloaded)

✔ Honest PVP (without 1000lv, etc.)

✔ Rainbow armor

✔ TOP players

✔ Survival

✔ pets

✔ Effects

✔ Smiles

✔ No lags

✔ Drugs

✔ Wedding

✔ Work

✔ Ranks

✔ parkour

✔ Clans

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Our VKontakte group: https://vk.com/cactusexplorers

185.9.145.186:25622

Shimmering Isles

1.21

asmr, board rules, Clips, Company, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Husbands, internet, Islesliul, Links, Otis, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, twitch, twitter, ulliShimmering, VOD

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen of the internet! She’s got multiple husbands and loves company, so treat her right or face the consequences! Check out her Twitch, ASMR Youtube, VOD Youtube, Twitch Clips, Ribbon Cage, Twitter, Alt Twitter, Otis Twitter, and schedule for all the chaotic fun! Make sure to follow global and board rules, and don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s like a rollercoaster of madness, so hop on and enjoy the ride!

GuestBedroomMC Server

adult sibling conflicts, apartment inheritance, apartment living, apartment ownership, apartment sharing, bedroom arrangements, family decisions, family home, family inheritance, family living arrangements, family living space, family property, family property disputes, family trust, family trust property, grad school student, GuestBedroomMC, living situation, room assignments, Server, sibling disputes, sibling dynamics

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inheritance drama meets luxury living in SoHo! Join us for a wild adventure filled with family feuds and room assignments that will make your head spin.

Picture this: you and your sister inherit a swanky apartment in SoHo, but the catch is, you have to navigate the treacherous waters of deciding who gets what room. Will you claim the master bedroom with its own bathroom, or will you opt for the cozy guest room with a restroom of its own?

But that’s not all – there’s also the battle for the coveted office space, where your brother-in-law spends his days gaming while you’re stuck juggling multiple jobs to pay for your education. Will you be able to stake your claim on a desk to do your homework, or will you be banished to the corner of the living room?

Join us on this server for a rollercoaster ride of entitlement, sibling rivalry, and questionable room assignments. Who will come out on top in this epic battle for the best living space in SoHo? Only time will tell.

Block Buddies: Ex-Friends Edition

BETRAYAL, BLOCK, Buddies, clingy behavior, Confused, declining, Drama, Edition, ex boyfriend, ExFriends, feeling betrayed, feeling left out, Friends, friendship, fuck buddies, hanging out, hurt, ignoring, Interaction, Love Triangle, over the top, relationships, secret relationship

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret alliances, betrayal, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your ex behind your back. Will you confront them and start a virtual war, or will you let it slide and focus on building the biggest castle in the land?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with clingy friends who will stop at nothing to be by your ex’s side. Watch out for their over-the-top gestures of affection and try not to get caught in the crossfire of their love triangle. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the one left feeling betrayed and left out?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the drama never ends and the friendships are as shaky as a poorly constructed redstone contraption. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the excitement right here in blocky form?

AnnoyingCraft

annoying buzzwords, annoying phrases, AnnoyingCraft, bothersome cliches, bothersome expressions, grating words, irritating catchphrases, irritating idioms, irritating sayings, Pet Peeves, vexing language

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Crops Grown:	8567
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Animals Bred:	129	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Are you tired of hearing “diamonds are a girl’s best friend” in Minecraft? Well, join our server and never have to hear that cringy phrase again! Our server is filled with so many diamonds that even the creepers are blinged out! Plus, our resident Ender Dragon has a killer sense of fashion and will give you style tips while you battle it. So come join us and say goodbye to boring old diamond cliches!

GazaMobMadnessMC

Arbel Yehoud, Chaos, Chaotic scenes, Civil unrest, Conflict, crisis management., dangerous situation., emergency evacuation, emergency response, Gadi Mozes, gaza, GazaMobMadnessMC, humanitarian crisis, international aid, MIDDLE EAST, protest, Red Cross vehicles, seething mob, tense situation, violence, volatile situation

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme like arbel yehoud and gadi mozes trying to navigate through a seething mob in gaza! we promise you won’t have to deal with angry mobs in our server, just tons of fun and adventure! build your own red cross vehicles and explore the world with your friends! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos in our server? join now and let the madness begin!

Spectre SMP

application, Builders, Collaborative, communal spirit, Community members, creative projects, discord server, Europe, Fabric, Friendly, Friends, Grinding, Longevity, Meetings, motivation, Performance Mods, PvP, REDSTONERS, smp, Spectre, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Spectre SMP Overview

Server Type	Vanilla 1.21.4 SMP
Community Focus	Communal spirit for collaboration

What do we offer?

We are looking for:

Builders and redstoners
Players who interact well
Creative and dedicated minds
Active community members

Server specifications and mods:

Fabric 1.21.4 in Europe
Performance mods
Minor recipe changes
Faster minecarts
Simple Voice Chat
/nick for nicknames
FSit
ArmorPoser Mod
Discord-to-Minecraft link

If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server.

View our server images here.

Virtual Block Haven 1.21

BLOCK, CAR, Digital, DRIVE, enjoyment, Entertainment, Escape, escapism, Experience, Fun, Gaming, Haven, Immersive, leisure, Relaxation, shitbox, simple-minded, simulation, Technology, video game, virtual, virtual reality

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	4949

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like driving around in a virtual world, but without the pesky traffic laws. And who doesn’t love pretending to be a virtual car? Plus, if you’re simple-minded like me, then this server is perfect for you. Just hit the gas and let the good times roll, my dude!