ZelenCraft: Patriot Defense | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5726
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Divine Spears Created:	29
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Farms Harvested:	409
Magic Items Found:	6378	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Astral Projections Made:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	267	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mines Excavated:	4892
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7327
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magic Items Found:	4040	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Enchantments Applied:	88

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
New Chunks Explored:	925289	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Players:	99/600	Votes:	8807
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Potions Brewed:	185	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Towns Built:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4