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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 5935 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
Emeralds Found: | 6589 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!