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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 9420 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 2841 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!