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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 589 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Magic Items Found: | 1125 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
Runes Activated: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!