Zeldorks: Not your kids’ Minecraft server

action, Adults, Adventure, Challenging, Epic, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Good, Hero, Kids, legend, Magic, Mature, Minecraft, Mythical, Nintendo, RPG, Server, Story-Driven, sword, video game, Zelda, Zeldorks

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Buildings Constructed:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ores Mined:	7161
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Ores Mined:	6424	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Zombie Dances:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Animals Bred:	161	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Runes Activated:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Votes:	7414
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	199	Meteorites Collected:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Votes:	1978
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Crops Grown:	3666
Players Killed by Monsters:	3890	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Chimeras Created:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?