ZeldaHub Minecraft Server

legend, epic journey, Minecraft, legend of zelda, husband goals

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, come join us on our server where you can marry your very own Legend of Zelda character! That’s right, forget about Steve or Alex, now you can build a life with Kasshiwa, the charming Rito bard from Breath of the Wild.

Imagine waking up in your pixelated bed next to your pixelated husband, strumming his lute and serenading you with beautiful melodies. Together, you can embark on epic adventures, slay monsters, and maybe even save Hyrule (or at least your own little corner of it).

But be warned, jealous players may try to steal your man, so be ready to defend your love with your diamond sword and enchanted armor. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your happily ever after with Kasshiwa!

LoudCarLunaticsCraft

vehicle noise levels, vehicle noise pollution, attention seeking, vehicle noise, muffler modifications

Are you tired of hearing those guys with extremely loud vehicles revving their engines and disturbing the peace? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all loud vehicles! That’s right, no more annoying engine noises to ruin your gaming experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government. Join them in their quest for world domination or just hang out and listen to their hilarious chicken jokes.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and engage in epic pig jousting battles. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild and wacky gaming experience like no other!

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New Server IP
YemenAirStrikez Minecraft Server

Yemen, Airport, three, Killed, Bombing

OMG U GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LITERALLY SO LIT, U WON’T BELIEVE IT! LIKE, THE OTHER DAY, THE OWNER OF THE SERVER WAS CHILLIN’ AT YEMEN AIRPORT AND THEN BAM, ISRAELI AIR STRIKES HIT AND KILLED THREE PEOPLE! BUT LIKE, DON’T WORRY, THAT’S JUST HOW EPIC THIS SERVER IS! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE FULL OF EXPLOSIONS AND ADVENTURE! #YOLO #MINECRAFTLIFE

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New Server IP
HostageCraft: MinistryMayhem

humanitarian crisis, Submission, UN, HUMAN RIGHTS, Suffering

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, dude. You gotta join cuz it’s like, a total hostage situation, but in Minecraft! You’ll be burned, beaten, and starved for realz, but don’t worry, it’s all for a good cause. The Health Ministry is like, keeping track of all the crazy testimonies to submit to the UN. So, like, come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness. It’s like, a total adrenaline rush, bro. Plus, you’ll totally impress all your friends with your epic survival skills. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft hostage challenge!

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New Server IP
MysticCraft Realms 1.21.1

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on Xanax? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a clown convention.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft madness, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we make up on the spot).

Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, or just sit back and watch as the world around you descends into glorious chaos.

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you could be living your best blocky life on this absolute dumpster fire of a Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your computer too, but who’s counting?).

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New Server IP
””You Hear It, You Lose” Minecraft SMP”

Hear, LOSE, smp, Minecraft

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server is not for the faint of heart, as the main rule is “You hear it, you lose.” What does that mean, you ask? Well, every time you hear a creeper hiss, a skeleton shoot an arrow, or a zombie groan, you lose a life!

But don’t worry, we have plenty of ridiculous reasons why you should join this server. For starters, our spawn point is located on a floating island made entirely of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. Diamond. Blocks. And if you manage to survive the treacherous journey down to the ground, you’ll find that every tree is actually a giant slime waiting to attack you. Good luck chopping down those logs!

Oh, and did we mention that our Nether is actually a giant maze filled with angry pigmen riding on top of ghasts? Yeah, good luck finding your way out of that one. But hey, if you do manage to escape, you’ll be rewarded with a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly for five minutes. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will test your skills, your sanity, and your ability to resist the urge to scream every time you hear a mob approaching, then come join us on “You hear it, you lose”! Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you.

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New Server IP

ZeldaHub Minecraft Server

LoudCarLunaticsCraft

YemenAirStrikez Minecraft Server

HostageCraft: MinistryMayhem

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.1

””You Hear It, You Lose” Minecraft SMP”