Zearo Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DadCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of your husband not being able to handle the baby for more than an hour without passing him off to you? Do you want to see if he can survive a full day of baby duty without calling for reinforcements? Join our Minecraft server and take a break from real-life parenting drama!

On our server, you can leave your husband and son behind and focus on building the most epic virtual world. No need to worry about your husband’s inability to calm a crying baby or his reliance on his mom for help. Let him fend for himself while you conquer the virtual realm!

Join now and escape the real-life frustrations of parenting. Who knows, maybe after a day on our server, your husband will finally step up and prove he can handle the baby on his own. Or maybe he’ll just call for his mom in the virtual world too. Either way, it’s bound to be entertaining!

BlockyJobQuitters

BlockyJobQuitters, career, decision, dissatisfaction, employment, first day, Frustration, Job, Quitting, quitting career, quitting employment, quitting for good, quitting for reasons, quitting job, quitting on first day, quitting out of dissatisfaction, quitting out of frustration, quitting work, reasons, work

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Have you ever quit your job on the first day because you realized you were meant for bigger and better things? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and leave behind the boring world of work for a land of endless possibilities and adventures.

On our server, you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even discover a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate. Who needs a job when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?

So if you’re ready to say “I’m done with this” to the real world and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness, join our server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the ruler of a kingdom of llamas or the master of a giant floating island. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

Assistance, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Diplomacy, eastern europe, families, Hope, inquiries, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missing soldiers, resolution, russia, search, Server, Support, Surge, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, War

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8325	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Emeralds Found:	535	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dimension Hops:	9

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have more inquiries from Russian families than Ukraine has on missing soldiers! 🤣🤣🤣

We got so many crazy stories like Russian families trying to sneak into the server to find their lost soldiers but end up getting lost in our epic pixelated world! 😂😂

Join us for the chaos and the laughs as we navigate through the madness of missing soldiers and Russian families on a quest for their loved ones! 🤪🤪

Don’t miss out on the fun, come join our server and get ready for a wild ride! 🎉🎉🎉

PantsirCraft: Azerbaijani Plane Crash

air defense, aircraft, Aviation, azerbaijan, azerbaijani, Conflict, crash, DECEMBER, defense system, defense technology, government source, international relations, investigation, Military, military equipment, missile attack, PantsirCraft, plane, plane crash, Russian Pantsir-S missile, SECURITY, Tragedy

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6373
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	6787
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5361	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

so like, imagine this, right? a plane from Azerbaijan is just minding its own business, flying around, when BAM! out of nowhere, a Russian Pantsir-S missile comes out of the sky and just wrecks it. like, what are the chances, right?

if you wanna avoid getting hit by random missiles while flying, you should TOTALLY join our Minecraft server. we promise there are no Russian missiles here, just a bunch of cool peeps building stuff and having a grand old time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.

so come on over and join us, unless you want to risk getting hit by a missile while playing Minecraft. your choice, dude.

BlockyBucks: College Boosted Earnings

academic achievement, ADMISSION, Adulthood, Analysis, attending college, BlockyBucks, Boosted, Boosts, career advancement, college, earnings, education, Financial Success, future earnings, high schools, long term benefits, low-income, opportunities, socioeconomic status, Students, study, Threshold

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	878066	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166

yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! if you wanna make mad stacks of diamonds in adulthood, then you gotta join our cray cray minecraft server! we got students from low-income high schools straight up ballin’ after attending our virtual college.

these peeps be makin’ so much cheddar, they gotta wear sunglasses indoors to block out the bling bling! we got a study that shows how students just barely gettin’ into college be rollin’ in the dough compared to their homies who didn’t make the cut.

so come on down to our server and get ready to level up your bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are a miner’s best friend!” let’s get this party started, y’all!

Epic Laughs & Challenges 1.20.4

1.20.4, challenge, Challenges, comedy, compilation, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, LAUGH, laughs, list, longtail, memes, reaction, tags, Ultimate, Video, viral, ylyl

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	207840
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where llamas rule the land and chickens wear top hats. Yes, you heard me right. And that’s not all – every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like living in a meme museum, but with creepers. Join now for the ultimate LOLZ experience!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Agreement, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyBlock, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Enabling, family, Minecraft, parenting, PINK, Protection, reconciliation, refusing, relationship, Respect, Server, Understanding

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Void Armor Forged:	10
Dragons Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting a player’s preferences, even if they’re as specific as hating the color pink!

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.

Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.

HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Votes:	1939
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Star Shards Collected:	189	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Magic Items Found:	7825	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Emeralds Found:	4771
Chimeras Created:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ores Mined:	8416	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

HAM SMP

activities, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, establish, Ham, Infrastructure, Interact, Leaders, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, Server, smp, Structures

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Villages Defended:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Overview of HAM SMP Server

Type	Minecraft multiplayer server
Focus	Create and govern nations in a large-scale world
Features	Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
Activities	Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
Staff	Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the HAM SMP server?	Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
What can I do in the server?	Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
Are there rules in the server?	Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

Players:	101/600	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2878	Animals Bred:	152
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10