Zeaks Vanilla MC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

breathalyzer, Cabin, Camera, car battery, court ordered, Dads, Driving, dwi, family, iritated, Minecraft, Mountain, off the grid, off the grid cabin, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Rual, rural cabin, Safety, Scared, Server, Sobriety, suspended license, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	155
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7750
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	7761
Dimension Hops:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	6164
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	123	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Star Shards Collected:	50
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Meteorites Collected:	2
Crops Grown:	6236	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Emeralds Found:	2613	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Star Shards Collected:	277	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7108
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Towns Built:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Zombie Dances:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3089
Dragon Scales Harvested:	214	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Buildings Constructed:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Love Letters Sent:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!

Aqua Free Zone 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aqua, body balance, daily habits, dehydration, drinking less water, Experiment, free, Headaches, health, health benefits, health goals, hydration, hydration levels, Hydration tips, lifestyle changes, listen to your body, migraine relief, overhydration, self-care, water intake, wellness, wellness journey, Zone

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1501
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Zombie Dances:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and say goodbye to headaches forever! Why? Because our pixelated world is so epic, you won’t even remember what a headache feels like! It’s like drinking a potion of awesomeness every time you log in. So ditch the water and dive into our server for the ultimate gaming experience. Let’s get blocky, baby!

NormsBeGone

breaking norms, challenging norms, cultural norms, Individuality, nonconformity, norm critique, norm rebellion, norm resistance, NormsBeGone, outdated norms, peer pressure, social change, social conformity, social norms, societal conventions, societal expectations, societal pressure, societal rules, societal standards, traditional norms

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Are you tired of boring old social norms holding you back? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all that nonsense! We believe in breaking the rules and having a blast while doing it. Want to wear a pumpkin on your head all day? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! Our server is a place where anything goes and the crazier, the better. So come join us and let your freak flag fly high!

ParisCraft Server: Double the Fun!

alternative transportation, bike lanes, bike-sharing programs, city planning, cycling, cycling culture, double, eco-friendly, environmental benefits, Fun, Infrastructure, massive investment, Numbers, one year, Paris, ParisCraft, public health, Server, Stopping, sustainable, Transportation, urban development, Urban mobility

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ores Mined:	8593
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

lol come join our minecraft server, where the cycling numbers double in one year thanks to massive investment in pixelated bikes! we got piggyback rides and llama races that will make you question reality. the sheep even wear helmets, it’s wild. and guess what? it’s not stopping, we’re gonna keep on pedaling until we reach the end of the blocky world. so grab your pickaxe and hop on a bike, because this server is where the real adventure begins.

Players:	104/700	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Potions Brewed:	27	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	257	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5