| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 6009 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
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| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 5978 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 7066 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 3280 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 56 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 25 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 78 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Join our server and create your own unique world with crazy block creations and epic adventures. Just like this player, you can embark on a journey to find the perfect name for your in-game character or build your own virtual family with custom initials.
Don’t be limited by the initials of your past, break free and explore new possibilities in our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest with the perfect name waiting for you!
So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just find the perfect name for your next pixelated pet or virtual child. Let’s create some LOL-worthy memories together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 685 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | Potions Brewed: | 118 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary group of players who have tamed a pack of wild llamas and trained them to do their bidding. Need to transport items across the map? Just hop on a llama and let them do the work for you! These llamas are not your average Minecraft animals – they have a taste for adventure and will stop at nothing to help you on your quest.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players have access to. Dance the night away with your fellow gamers and show off your best moves in this exclusive club. Who knew that Minecraft could be so glamorous?
So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, most hair-raising adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to leave your hat at the door – we’ve got hat hair covered.
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 6140 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 964 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 9317 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
WE HAVE CRAZY STORIES LIKE FATHERS GETTING LIT UP BY THEIR DAUGHTERS AFTER SOME WILD RAPE INCIDENT IN PAKISTAN!
COME JOIN US FOR SOME INSANE FUN AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS A NAME WHEN YOU CAN HAVE ALL THIS CHAOS?! 😂🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 1053 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Overview | |
|---|---|
| SMP Start Time | Friday, 3pm EST |
| Number of Members | Currently 28 |
| Plugins | LifeSteal, Voice mod (using fabric) |
| Worldborder | 5k by 5k |
| Community | Fun and active |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/ZZ5DdF46 |
A: The SMP starts on Friday at 3pm EST.
A: There are currently 28 members in the SMP, and more are needed.
A: The SMP uses LifeSteal and Voice mod plugins, both implemented using Fabric.
A: The worldborder is set at 5k by 5k.
A: The community is described as fun and active, welcoming new members to join.
A: Yes, the Discord server can be joined through this link: https://discord.gg/ZZ5DdF46
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 4556 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 188 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! You can also ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands.
And get this, the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.
Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies.
Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip mixed with a fantasy adventure on steroids. Just click that join button and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 7121 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 5090 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 76 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Votes: | 4377 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
First of all, the admins are actual wizards. Like, they can literally turn dirt into diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who only communicates in pig squeals, it’s hilarious.
But the best part? The strange “smell” that you love to smell. It’s like a mix of freshly baked cookies and exploding creepers. It’s so addictive, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 7457 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 2144 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1466 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 31 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 4028 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 51 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
ON DIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF EVIL LLAMAS WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD. WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE ENDER DRAGON IS THE DJ.
IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BE BLESSED BY THE MINECRAFT GODS AND GIVEN UNLIMITED BUILDING BLOCKS TO CREATE A CASTLE MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS.
SO WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. BUZZWORDS ARE THE MODERN VERSION OF “THE EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES,” BUT ON THIS SERVER, WE WEAR DIAMOND ARMOR AND FLY ON CHICKENS.
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 4959 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 1590 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 4684 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2678 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 99 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm |
Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game enhancing plugins. Hosting events and custom server events, there is no pressure to donate but supporters can receive roleplay bonuses in game. Opening on 1/04/25, the server welcomes redstoners, builders, farmers, and more, with an LGBTQ+ friendly environment. Featuring a huge storyline and custom character creation, players can enjoy proximity voice chat and relaxed rules to play Minecraft their way.
Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game-enhancing plugins, hosting events and custom server events.
The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25.
We are looking for all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.
Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and is for players aged 17 and above.
Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, allowing players to play Minecraft the way they want to.
Yes, players can create their own characters and roleplay among each other on the server.
Proximity voice chat is available, but players are not required to talk if they don’t want to.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 9990 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 24 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
