| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 532 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
New Survival Server Based In Asia, Malaysia
play.zarsmc.xyz
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 5541 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 21 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 3688 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 295 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Ores Mined: | 6606 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 6168 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 195 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6157 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.
Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?
So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 8637 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 5383 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4013 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 3127 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 8279 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 4660 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 4443 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 50 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Votes: | 6261 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 4950 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 6750 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 6490 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 4224 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 158 | Farms Harvested: | 620 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 92 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 9473 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 1373 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Farms Harvested: | 560 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
