ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

BLEEDING, bleeding control, blood clotting, blood-clot stability, discovery, electrical impulses, Fast, Healthcare, human tests, innovation, medical breakthrough, Medical Treatment, nerve, nerve damage, nerve injuries, neural stimulation, neural tourniquet, research, researchers, Science, STOP, Technology, ZapTourniquet

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

Underrated KinoCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, extremely underrated kino, film, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film lovers, film recommendations, Hidden Gem, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, movie buffs, must watch, Overlooked, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated classics, underrated films, underrated gems

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like the holy grail of virtual worlds, but with a twist of madness and chaos that will make your brain explode with joy!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”

And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!

Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!

MommaMIA_BlockParty

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, difficult conversations, Emotional Abuse, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, forgiveness, generational trauma, healing, mental health, MommaMIA_BlockParty, personal growth, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2988
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about your mom calling you every name in the book. Join us and build your dream world where you never have to deal with toxic family members again!

We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”

Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.

PizzaPals Minecraft SMP

anchovies, artichokes, bacon, barbecue chicken, buffalo chicken, Cheese, DELICIOUS, feta cheese, Food, garlic, jalapenos, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, Pineapple, pizza, PizzaPals, SAUSAGE, smp, spinach, toppings

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a pizza party but with blocks and creepers! Like, imagine riding a pig into battle against a giant pizza monster, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server. And get this, the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, so you never know what kind of wacky events they’ll come up with next. Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pizza slices, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers and fun server anywhere else. So come join us and let’s get this pizza party started! 🍕🎉 #minecraftmadness #pizzaadventures

BlockyBodyLove

BlockyBodyLove, Body appreciation, body image, body positivity, Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self love practice, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-love journey, self-validation

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of being body-shamed by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is all about body positivity! Join us and watch as your blocky avatar gains confidence and starts strutting its stuff in those pixelated leggings. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your dream body one block at a time. So come join us and let’s show those mobs that we’re beautiful just the way we are!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	7322
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Alien Abductions:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	253	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6430
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
New Chunks Explored:	76580	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Potions Brewed:	97
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Endless Night Skies:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Star Shards Collected:	215	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Void Gems Collected:	28
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7194	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌