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Elliot’s Funny Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention. Join us if you want to witness the legendary Elliot episode where he accidentally turned the entire server into llamas.

But that’s not all, folks! Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little baby chicken. And don’t even get us started on our building competitions – let’s just say there’s a reason why we had to ban TNT from being used in them.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the map that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of this Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

LawnCareHustle Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your husband’s lawn service drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle.

Our server is so fun, even your husband will forget about his lawn troubles. He’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and battling creepers to even remember to ask you to pay the bills.

And don’t worry about snow removal here – our virtual world is always sunny and snow-free! Join now and let your daughter and you become the ultimate lawn care and snow removal experts in Minecraft. Who needs a lawn service when you have a pickaxe and a shovel?

So come on, join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build a virtual empire than to argue about lawn care.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	9572	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

No Apology Accepted!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of plant drama like never before. Imagine logging in to find your virtual plants bone dry and dead because your friend forgot to water them. The horror!

But wait, there’s more! Engage in intense voicemail battles with your friends over the importance of plant souls. Who knew pixels could be so emotional?

And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of excuses for you to use when your virtual plants meet their untimely demise. “I didn’t realize you needed that one inside” is just the beginning.

So come on down to our server and let the plant wars begin. Who will come out on top in this epic battle of green thumbs? Join now and find out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	129
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CubicleCraft SMP: BullyBeGone!

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Are you tired of getting griefed by your so-called “friends” on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-bullying policy! In fact, we have a team of trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to bully you. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

One time, a player tried to bully me by stealing all my diamonds and building a giant statue of themselves right in front of my house. But little did they know, I had a secret weapon – a pet creeper named Bob. Bob may have exploded my house in the process, but at least that bully got what was coming to them.

So if you’re tired of dealing with workplace bullying on other servers, come join us! We promise you’ll never have to worry about getting griefed again. Plus, our llamas are really good at giving hugs.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Void Armor Forged:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

LoudCarLamentCraft

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Are you tired of getting your eardrums blasted by guys with very loud cars? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is a car-free zone, so you can mine, build, and explore in peace without any revving engines ruining your vibe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground llama dance parties and boogie down like never before.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees whisper secrets and the animals can talk. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into with our magical woodland creatures?

So say goodbye to the noise pollution of guys with very loud cars and hello to a world of endless fun and silliness on our Minecraft server. Join us today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BidenCraftUltimatum

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So, like, this server is totally off the chain, man. Like, imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in a world where Netanyahu is giving ultimatums left and right, like “Talk to Biden or else!” And then Gallant is all like “Nah man, I need Cabinet approval first.” It’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form, dude.

But wait, there’s more! You can join in on the fun and be part of the crazy negotiations between world leaders. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker? The choice is yours, my friend.

Plus, there are epic quests and challenges that will make your head spin. Like, one time I had to fight a dragon while balancing a stack of pancakes on my head. It was wild, man.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh till your sides hurt, then this is the place for you. Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen, baby!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6331
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Jumping Universe Showdown

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Yo, you ever wanted to prove infinite universes exist by joining a Minecraft server? Well, this is the place for you! We got players jumping between universes like it’s nobody’s business. Imagine a universe where pigs can fly and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. That’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll see on this server. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Join us and become a multiverse explorer today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Emeralds Found:	6046	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NovarusMC: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream! Get ready to battle it out in PvP!

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Server Name	NovarusMC
Type	Geopolitical Minecraft Server
Features	– Create nations, cultures, religions, lore– Infinite possibilities– Open world transportation– Wars, politics and roleplay
Website	Visit website

FAQ

1. Can I create my own nation on the server?

Yes, you can create your own nation with its own culture, religion, and lore.

2. Are there restrictions on player interactions?

There are no TP commands on the server, encouraging more player interaction and open world transportation.

3. How are ores separated between biomes?

Ores are separated between biomes to encourage more player interaction and exploration.

4. Can I start wars on the server?

Yes, you can start wars, get into politics, and create your own roleplay character.

5. Is there a Discord community for the server?

Yes, you can join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/QBCS7kmSHy

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	345	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1441
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BondCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Our server is like if James Bond and Hitman had a love child and it was raised in the world of Minecraft. Imagine sneaking around, taking out enemies with style, and saving the world one block at a time. Join us for the ultimate spy experience and see if you have what it takes to be the next blocky Bond!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Grid Mania Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Rikka’s thighs are so fat because she’s been doing squats in Minecraft for hours on end! Join us for a chance to witness this epic feat of virtual fitness and maybe even challenge her to a thigh-off competition. Who knows, you might even get a special prize for participating! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

LessonsInMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Character development, Experience, growth mindset., hard way, learning, LessonsInMinecraftSMP, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, Life skills, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, trial and error, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place on the block! Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

Forget about life lessons, on our server you’ll learn the most important lesson of all: how to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig! Trust us, it’s a skill you’ll definitely need in real life.

Join now and become part of our wacky community where anything can happen, from building a rollercoaster that launches you into outer space to battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

DreamCrafters

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate sleep talker’s paradise! Join us and you’ll hear the most bizarre and hilarious sleep talking conversations that will have you laughing for hours.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth when suddenly, you hear someone mumbling about flying pigs and talking creepers. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when out of nowhere, someone starts reciting the entire Bee Movie script in their sleep. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have legendary treasure hunts where the loot is so valuable, it’ll make your diamond armor look like a pile of dirt. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies know how to bust a move.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most entertaining Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyTerrorMasters

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u know what else is behind spike? this MINECRAFT server! come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans! we got creepers that dance the macarena, skeletons that tell knock knock jokes, and zombies that do the cha cha slide!

our server is so lit, even MI5 spy chief is talking about it! they said joining our server is the only way to stop Moscow and Tehran from causing terror plots! so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s save the world one block at a time!

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds! and rumor has it, Herobrine himself hangs out there on weekends! so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Microbiome Wars: Guilds Clash

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so like, we got this epic minecraft server where we got these two crazy guilds competing against each other like it’s the hunger games or something. the researchers say there’s this core microbiome thing going on, but we just call it a bunch of nerdy stuff. join our server and be part of the epic battle for dominance! who will come out on top? only the craziest players will survive and thrive in this wacky world. come join us and be part of the madness!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

WestLeaf Economy: Minecraft Server for Hoarders Anonymous – Unlimited Storage, Sell Your Soul for Diamonds!

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Minecraft Server Information:

IP	play.westleaf.net
Minecraft Version	1.20.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/KttDPTAaUG

Welcome To WestLeaf Economy! We’re so happy to have you join the server!

This server is all about the grind! We encourage players to PVP outside claimed areas and there are different systems such as gem mines, custom crafting, quarries (which automate mining) and more! We have features to enhance gameplay from automating smelting to reimaging your mining experience! We are still in early access and plan to add lots more custom content soon!

Like any server, we always recommend players to get started by reading the rules, gathering resources and building a temporary starting base.

To begin your adventure, type the command /warp wild, this will take you to the wilderness, where you will be able to explore the WestLeaf survival world. If you want to find a new, random location, you can run the command /rtp which will teleport you randomly within a 15,000 x 15,000 radius of the world.

GUIDE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DrwQutdsO-Gk7PMQYqclPXMspHr6SUYqWIOFWIFvgjY/edit?usp=sharing

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How do I start playing on the server?	Begin by reading the rules, gathering resources, and building a temporary base. Then use commands like /warp wild or /rtp to explore the world.
Are there PvP areas on the server?	We encourage PvP outside of claimed areas. Be prepared for combat if you venture into those zones.
What custom features does the server offer?	Features include gem mines, custom crafting, quarries for automated mining, and more to enhance gameplay.
Is the server still in development?	Yes, we are in early access and plan to add additional custom content in the future.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Magic Items Found:	8368	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4205
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4