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TariffCraft: Canada Strikes Back! Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, Canada, Canadian economy, cross-border trade, economic impact, electric vehicles, export restrictions, import tariffs, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, North America, Politics, RETALIATION, Server, strikes, Target, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tesla, trade policies, trade war

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

lol come join this epic minecraft server where canada is going crazy and targeting tesla with tariffs. like, why would they do that? who knows, but it’s hilarious.

build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.

watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.

join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!

CraftyCanuckTradeDeal

Agreement, bilateral relations, Canada, Canadian exports, Commerce, CraftyCanuckTradeDeal, diplomatic relations, economic development, ecuador, Ecuadorian imports, finalized, foreign policy, international trade, Latin America, North America, president, south america, trade agreement, trade deal, trade negotiations, trade partnership

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Dimension Hops:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

so, like, this server is like, the coolest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of ecuador said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join it.” and then he high-fived justin bieber, it was epic.

like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.

Racism Rumble: US Edition

across, AMOUNT, combined, constituted, disagreement, Edition, found, HIGH, just as, LEVEL, long tail tags, participants, racial group, racism, Rumble, study, substantial, tags, US, Within

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Towns Built:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, lava waterfalls everywhere. it’s, like, so wild, bro.

if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Hotdog Water

Allowed, bed TP, Cheating, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, java, Java 1.21, Land Claim, PvP, Resets, SC_OFF, SC_ON, semi anarchy, stealing, voted world resets, Water, Website

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	111	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

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Server Info	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
Reset	Vote for resets on Discord.
Gameplay Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods.
How often are resets voted on?	Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback.
Is griefing allowed?	Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules.
Are there any restrictions on building?	There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like.

Royal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, ai, Assistance, Generated, Language Model, list, long tail, Natural Language Processing, PIXEL, poki, Queen, Queen Poki, Realm, royal, tags, Technology, Thread

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a virtual playground on steroids! Imagine a world where you can build your own epic castles and battle against dragons while riding on flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.

SeniorCraft: Still Mining & Crafting at 70+

aging and sexuality, Crafting, elderly sexuality, Intimacy in Later Life, Masturbation, Mining, People over seventy, senior sex life, SeniorCraft, sex, sexual activity in older adults, sexual activity in seniors, sexual behavior in older adults, sexual desire in seniors, sexual experiences in old age, sexual function in elderly, sexual health in old age, sexual pleasure in old age, sexual relationships in older adults, sexual satisfaction in older age, sexual wellness in seniors, sexuality and aging, sexuality in the elderly

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for the young at heart – people over seventy!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.

From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.

CraftyVWTaxDodge

Automotive Industry, corporate taxes, court case, CraftyVWTaxDodge, India, international business, lawsuit, legal action, legal battle, legal filing, tax assessment, tax controversy, tax demand, Tax Dispute, tax evasion, tax laws, tax liabilities, tax litigation, tax regulations, Volkswagen, Volkswagen India

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than volkswagen suing india for $1.4 billion!!! our community is lit af and always causing chaos like a bunch of wild monkeys on crack. we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. plus, our admins are like gods who will grant your wildest wishes (as long as it involves minecraft, sorry they can’t make you rich or famous). so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect

activities, altered brain connectivity, anhedonia, Brain, brain function, brain imaging, Connect, depression, emotional processing, emotional well being, enjoyment, Food, hobbies, mental health, mental illness, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, Pleasure, Portal, psychological disorders, research study, social interactions

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	315
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

so, like, have you ever been, like, so bored that even minecraft doesn’t bring you joy anymore? well, we got the server for you! come join us and experience a whole new level of pleasure and enjoyment that will blow your mind!

our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.

we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!

SoftSlayer

application, Arena, Cheating, chill environment, Contests, Creative, Discord, Events, Griefing, harassing, library, market, Parkour, PvP, Resource, rules, smp, SoftSlayer, stealing, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9266
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Votes:	9912	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	softslayer.com

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

Join our discord server!

About Us

SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.

Features

Player-run shops on our SoftSlayer Market. The economy is diamond-based to counter hyperinflation
Build Contests with different themes and rewards in our creative world
Resource world with 1.21.4 features like Pale Gardens! (Just reset!)
Death Valley: Endgame, high-risk high-reward custom PvP arena
Library full of books written by players since 2012
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events, and much more!

Rules

We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉

Join Us

Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!

Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2

1.20.2, accident, cabinet, clean up, funny, Household, humor, Mess, Mischief, mischief maker, Mischievous, mishap, mistake, Naughty, Oops, prank, shondo, silly, silly water, Spill, Trouble, troublemaker, Water

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Villages Defended:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Items Found:	6335	Towns Built:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. This server is like a magical cabinet filled with silly water, but instead of water, it’s filled with epic adventures and crazy surprises.

Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!

DadTax-Free Minecraft Server

alcoholism, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, DadTaxFree, drug addiction, emotional baggage, enabling behavior, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial Stability, financial support, generational trauma, Minecraft, MONEY, parental issues, personal boundaries, relationships, self-care, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Star Shards Collected:	246
Ores Mined:	1308	Zombie Dances:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Emeralds Found:	6926	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dealing with your dad’s constant money requests! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no annoying phone calls asking for cash.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).

So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!

BabyDaddyDaycare

#breastfeeding, anger, baby, BabyDaddyDaycare, Backup Plan, Communication, Conflict, Dinner, Friends, frozen breastmilk, gym, Instructions, leaving baby, maternal leave, parenting, partner, relationship, Resentment, silent treatment, Support, Trust

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4811
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Void Armor Forged:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Ores Mined:	8938	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama and tantrums in your real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your troubles behind, just like this mom left her baby for a dinner date!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!

So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!

Cheater-Free Crafty Fun

BETRAYAL, broken trust, CheaterFree, Cheating, cheating in marriage, cheating in relationships, consequences of cheating, Crafty, Deception, dishonesty, emotional pain, forgiveness, Fun, Infidelity, Integrity, long term effects of cheating, loyalty, Moral values, Rebuilding trust., relationships, second chances, Trust, unfaithful

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	886
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Cheaters? Pfft, on our server, we welcome them with open arms! In fact, we encourage cheating so much that we have a special “Hacker’s Paradise” area where cheaters can roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking all the rules and getting away with it!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of insanity.

So why waste your time on boring, rule-abiding servers when you can join us and unleash your inner chaos? Come join the fun and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

ZelenskysAirStrikeParty

airstrikes, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, Europe, international relations, Military, military intervention, nato, Politics, russia, russian aggression, Russian airstrikes, security council, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, united nations, vladimir zelensky, War, Zelensky, ZelenskysAirStrikeParty

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Towns Built:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Buildings Constructed:	48	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

OMG, you gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even Zelensky is talking about it! There have been over 1,400 Russian airstrikes this week, but don’t worry, our server is so epic that even airstrikes can’t bring us down! Join now and build the craziest base to protect yourself from all the chaos. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Disco Disk Skills Server

brand new disk, Consciousness, data, death, disco, Disk, experiences, innate talents, life simulation, next person, no talents, old person data, Server, Skills, traces

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we make your wildest dreams come true! ever wonder what it’s like to live in a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? well, look no further cuz we got it all!

our server is so lit that even the gods of minecraft come to play with us. we once had Notch himself build a house made entirely out of emerald blocks just for fun. and don’t even get me started on the time when Herobrine showed up and challenged everyone to a dance-off. let’s just say, he’s not as scary as you think.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of creepers with a diamond sword. you can even build a castle in the sky and rule over your own kingdom of sheep and cows. the possibilities are endless!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server in the universe. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to unlocking the hidden powers of the ender dragon. or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh with some new friends. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

Players:	108/800	Votes:	2457
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Farms Harvested:	704
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Potions Brewed:	164	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	3