| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 2941 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
| Votes: | 1157 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
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| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 1436 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 35 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground club where you can confess all your kinks and fetishes to your fellow players. Want to dress up as a sexy Enderman? Go for it! Have a thing for crafting tables? No judgment here, bro.
And get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yeah, you heard me right. A freakin’ rainbow-farting dragon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Let your freak flag fly high in the sky of this wacky Minecraft world.
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 1349 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 1401 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us on weekends.
Looking for a job? Well, on our server, you can become the official Chicken Nugget Taste Tester or the Chief Llama Wrangler. And don’t worry, we pay in diamonds and emeralds, because who needs boring old money anyway?
So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 4359 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 8702 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 |
| Votes: | 8927 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 4617 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
we have insane builds like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a secret underground base where we hide from the creepers.
join us for non-stop fun and chaos as we battle mobs, build amazing structures, and uncover hidden treasures. who needs undersea cable sabotage when you can have all this craziness in one minecraft server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 4977 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7672 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
And, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that spits fireballs and, like, protects you from all the creepers and zombies. It’s, like, the best deal ever, bro.
Plus, like, all the players on the server are, like, super cool and funny. We have, like, epic build battles and, like, crazy treasure hunts. It’s, like, a party in Minecraft land, dude.
So, like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, experience the most epic Minecraft adventures ever, you gotta join this server, man. It’s, like, the coolest place on the internet, no joke.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 9811 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2593 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 8977 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Imagine Aqua making a bold statement in May and joining our cast of freaks on this server. It’s a lifelong dream for her to be a part of Phase-Connect, so it totally makes sense!
Join now and be a part of this epic journey with Aqua and the gang. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a retired chuuba – it’s gonna be lit! Let’s make Đỗ in Da Nang proud with our epic Minecraft adventures!
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 1826 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Void Gems Collected: | 30 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
We promise that on our server, you’ll have all the space you need to build your dream Minecraft creations without anyone stealing your virtual blankets. Say goodbye to arguments over who gets the most space in bed, and hello to a world where you can spread out and relax in peace.
So come join us and leave behind the drama of pillow throwing and blanket wars. Build, explore, and have a good laugh with our friendly community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual king size bed all to yourself!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 692 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 37 |
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 7269 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
Our server is so magical, you’ll start believing in all those childhood lies you were told, like how eating carrots will make you see in the dark or how kissing a frog will turn it into a prince.
But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Who needs the real world when you can live in a land of endless possibilities and absurdities? So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 3620 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 176 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
our small intestine bacteria are LIT AF and will boost your metabolic and neuroactivity to levels you never thought possible!! 💩🚀
come for the poop science, stay for the epic battles against giant mutant bacteria bosses!! 🦠💥
who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join our insane server and experience the ultimate gut microbe adventure?! 🤪🎮
join now and let the fecal transplants begin!! 💩🌟🔥
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 8050 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 28 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Build your own world where only Chad-like players are welcome, no foids allowed!
Escape the oppression of hypergamy and create your own perfect male utopia in this server!
Don’t let your girlfriend catch you spreading anti-foid propaganda, come join us where you can be free to express your true feelings about women!
Join now and build a world where you can be the perfect male specimen without any judgment from foids!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 702 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
We promise raises that actually materialize, acknowledgment for your hard work, and a lack of unethical behavior (unless you count stealing diamonds from other players as unethical, but hey, it’s just a game, right?).
Join now and build your empire without any familial restrictions. And if your brother tries to stop you, just build a giant wall around his virtual house and claim his clients as your own. It’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 8765 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 16 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! The server has this crazy rule where you have to wear a chicken suit every Tuesday or else you get turned into a block of cheese. And the best part is, there’s a rumor that if you find the legendary diamond banana hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.
So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server? It’s the place to be if you wanna have a good time and make some new friends. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a bunch of chickens busting a move on the dance floor? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 1150 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 9722 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
