Zaffeine SMP: Where java and blocks collide in a wacky 18+ wonderland! Join the madness!

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Server Name	Zaffeine SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Server Version	Java 1.20.4
Location	USA East
Whitelist	18+
Proximity Voice Chat	Yes
Free to Play	Yes
Server Features	New 1.21 blocks, Fire Tick Off

Overview:

Zaffeine SMP is a small whitelisted survival Minecraft community focused on having an extremely vanilla survival multiplayer experience. The difficulty is set to hard and there will be no economy, claim, teleportation, or other semi-vanilla mods. The only exceptions include the Simple Voice Chat mod that provides proximity VoIP for the server and the new 1.21 blocks.

Zaffeine SMP is a small mature 18+ community. This allows us to run a fantastic small community and run our server with very few limitations. We expect new members to bring a desire for fun and collaboration but also a high level of maturity and good communication skills.

The server is currently run by Zaffeine, a life long gamer and engineer living in the USA. Zaffeine administers and manages the server in spare time and has been playing and enjoying Minecraft since 2009.

Join our Discord: http://discord.zaffeine.com/

FAQ:

How do I join the Zaffeine SMP server?

To join the Zaffeine SMP server, you first need to join our Discord server at http://discord.zaffeine.com/. From there, you can request to be whitelisted for the server.

What are the server rules?

The server rules include no griefing, no stealing, no cheating, and being respectful to other players. A full list of rules can be found on our Discord server.

Is the server free to play?

Yes, the Zaffeine SMP server is free to play for all members who are whitelisted.

Are there any plugins or mods on the server?

The server is extremely vanilla with the exception of the Simple Voice Chat mod for proximity VoIP and the addition of new 1.21 blocks. There are no other plugins or mods.

Can I teleport or claim land on the server?

No, there is no teleportation or land claiming on the server. Players are expected to navigate and survive in the world without these features.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Pixelated Pajama Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are as square as your mom’s meatloaf and the adventures are as wild as a herd of stampeding pigs! Are you tired of boring old 2D Minecraft worlds? Well, say hello to our Nice 3D nijibro server, where everything pops out at you like a surprise creeper explosion!

Join us on this server and experience the thrill of building your very own pixelated empire, complete with diamond-studded castles and lava-filled moats. But beware, because our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s evil twin sister, Brenda the Bedrock Beast. She’s always on the prowl for unsuspecting players to gobble up like a stack of golden apples.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Our server is also home to the mystical Potion of Unicorns, which grants you the power to ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle against hordes of zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Land of Infinite Diamonds, where the ground sparkles like a disco ball made of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember to pack plenty of snacks, because you never know when you’ll need to bribe a friendly Enderman or two. See you in the pixelated world of Nice 3D nijibro!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Worth the Hype? Nah, Just Join Our Minecraft Server!

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone or with boring randoms? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest items, battle mythical creatures, and build the most insane structures you can imagine. And don’t worry about not having any friends because our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Creepers spinning the hottest tracks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyCat’s LOLtastic Endwalker Adventure Server – Join the Fun Today!

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🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🌟

🚀 Join us for our Early Access launch on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait for the release date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024 when you can start your adventure early?

🔥 Don’t miss out on our Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration event happening now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! Battle epic monsters and collect rare loot from the world of Final Fantasy!

🌍 Travel between different regions with our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0! Visit exotic lands and meet new friends from all over the world!

⚔️ Test your skills in our PvP Series 5 event until Patch 7.0! Show off your combat prowess and dominate the competition to earn exclusive rewards!

💰 Need resources, a Free Company, or a Linkshell? Check out our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6 and find everything you need to succeed in the world of Minecraft!

🎉 Join us for our meetups, including movie nights and epic dungeon runs! Meet new friends and conquer challenges together in a fun and friendly environment!

🤣 Don’t miss out on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us now and embark on a journey unlike any other! Who knows what insane adventures await you in our world of endless possibilities!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Animals Bred:	75	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Minecraft Mayhem: Tranny Voice Edition – Where Shit Gets Real!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a server where every block is made of rainbow-colored cheese! Yes, you heard me right, CHEESE! And not just any cheese, but cheese that gives you special powers like flying and shooting laser beams out of your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Join our server and help the chickens in their quest for world domination, or fight against them and save the world from being ruled by our feathered overlords.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every player on our server gets their own pet dragon that they can ride into battle against giant mutant spiders that roam the land. And did I mention that our server has a built-in time machine that lets you travel to different dimensions and explore parallel universes where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

KittyKatCraft: The Ultimate Battle Royale Adventure

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us on Eternal Goddess Hunger Games 352, where the first 24 tributes are hand-picked by the goddess herself. Want to be one of the chosen ones? Just ask nicely and maybe she’ll consider it!

But that’s not all – every Saturday night, we host a fancy dinner party in the virtual world. And let me tell you, the food is out of this world. We’re talking Minecraft steak, golden apples, and even enchanted cake. Just make sure to follow the restaurant dress code – diamond armor only, no exceptions!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the games begin! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate champion and earn the title of Eternal Goddess Hunger Games 352 victor. See you in the virtual world, tributes!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty LOLz: ‘/faces of int/’ Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old faces? Well, look no further than /faces of int/! This server is like a virtual plastic surgery clinic for your Minecraft character – you can change your face as often as you change your underwear (hopefully more often though, hygiene is important).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Faceless Bandit, a mysterious figure who roams the land stealing faces from unsuspecting players. Will you be their next victim or will you outsmart them and steal their face instead?

Join us on /faces of int/ for a face-swapping, face-stealing, face-melting good time! Just make sure to bring some extra faces with you, you never know when you might need a quick change.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Alien Abductions:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty Woke Gamers

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Welcome to the most woke Minecraft server in existence! Join us and you’ll be winning every award under the sun in no time. We’ve got players making a morbillion dollarydoos just by mining diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes on to play hide and seek with the players, just for kicks and giggles.

So what are you waiting for, bros? Join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Buildings Constructed:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Creeper Crush – Where Minecraft love stories come to life (and explode)

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Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find your perfect pixelated boyfriend who looks just like the dreamy character you’ve been swooning over. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual romance that will make you forget about ovulating entirely? Trust us, this server is where love blooms in blocky form. Join now and start building your pixelated happily ever after!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

FairyCraft: Rilu Rilu LOLz Edition

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Are you tired of waiting for fansubs to catch up on all the episodes of your favorite anime? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical translator plugin that instantly translates all dialogue into hilarious memes and puns! Join us and experience the wackiest anime adventures like never before! Who needs fansubs when you have our crazy translator plugin? Join now and laugh your way through epic quests and battles!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty Craziness: The Land of Blocky Flags

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like the new Iran flag – bold, colorful, and ready to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies like a pro. Our community is as diverse as the colors on the Iran flag, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our virtual kingdom, just like the fearless leaders of Iran.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FutureCraft: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars and Steve Has a Jetpack!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to experience a server so lit that even time travelers are talking about it? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that people from the year 2075 are still raving about it!

Join us for a wild ride where anything is possible, including surviving a nuclear apocalypse caused by Trudeau nuking Alberta in 2030. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources and shelter to help you rebuild and thrive in this post-apocalyptic world.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of history (or future history, depending on how you look at it)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a time traveler or two along the way. See you in the game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Potions Brewed:	168	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineCrafty Birthday Bonanza: 6+ Hours of Blocky Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the madness of a 6+ hour long birthday celebration because, let’s face it, you deserve it! And why not celebrate with us because pebbles didn’t give you enough support – we’ve got your back!

But that’s not all – on our server, there will be no ENs streaming on that day. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and unpredictable. Who needs normalcy when you can have chaos and mayhem?

So come on over and join the wildest Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories you’ll encounter here!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	New Chunks Explored:	201487
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mines Excavated:	4276

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty McCraftface: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH Edition

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Are you tired of all the drama and conflict in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where Jews can finally live in peace without fear of persecution! Build your own peaceful community, defend against crazy mobs (not the religious kind), and show the world that harmony is possible, even in a blocky world. Join now and help us create a world where everyone can just chill and have a good time without all the unnecessary drama. Let’s build together, not tear each other down!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the General Will LOL

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine diamonds with your pet llama, and battle against an army of evil chickens trying to take over the server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now and prepare for some epic LOLs!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Endless Night Skies:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3