Zaffeine SMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Vanilla (no claims, no economy, just vanilla)

Survival

18+ Whitelist

Proximity Voice Chat

Java 1.20.4

USA West

Brand new world

Zaffeine SMP is a new whitelisted 18+ only survival Minecraft community focused on having a vanilla survival multiplayer experience. There are no economy, claim, teleportation, or other semi-vanilla mods with the exception of proximity voice chat, optimizations, and very basic data packs.

Members will hopefully bring a desire and will for fun but also are expected to be mature, reasonable adults.

The fresh world has not launched yet. We are looking for a solid initial group of like-minded players before we begin.

The server is currently run by me. I am a life long gamer and engineer. I work a full time job but I am happy to administer and manage the server in my spare time. I have been playing and enjoying Minecraft off and on since 2009.

Join our Discord and apply: https://discord.gg/FD4G636M

Dadzilla’s Demands: No Way, Jose!

adult children, Boundaries, cheating allegations, compassion, controlling behavior, Dadzillas, Demands, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, Generational conflict, honoring parents, Jose, long-term consequences, messy relationships, parental control, parental expectations, personal autonomy, personal growth, Understanding

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	26
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and controlling parents? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from real-life chaos and dive into a world where the only rule is to have fun.

Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and make new friends without any restrictions. No crazy dad imposing absurd rules here – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead? Let’s block and roll!

SelfLoveCraft SMP

self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveCraft, smp

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mines Excavated:	3589

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And get this, the admins are actually aliens in disguise! They communicate through telepathy and can grant you three wishes if you find their hidden spaceship. Plus, every full moon, a giant pizza falls from the sky and everyone has a massive feast. It’s like a never-ending party, bro. So, what do you like most about yourself? Join us and find out, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

LOLcraft: What even is gravity anymore?

Absurd, Anymore, can’t believe, can’t trust, Cliche, gravity, hard to believe., JOKE, laughable, LolCraft, lost credibility, no longer, not believable, not credible, not serious, not taken seriously, overused, phrases, Ridiculous, take seriously, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable statements, unrealistic

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. And if you ever get lost, just ask our friendly staff members for help – they’ll teleport you to safety faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MissileCraft: From Israel to Ukraine

Allies, arms transfer, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, defense partnership, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Israel, military aid, military assistance, missile defense, MissileCraft, Patriot missiles, SECURITY, Sending, Support, U.S, Ukraine

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9997
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

lol come join our minecraft server where we launch patriot missiles from israel to ukraine for fun! build your own missile launcher and compete to see who can hit the most targets! watch out for creepers trying to sabotage your mission and steal your missiles. join now for a blast of a time!

Height Fish Haven

Animals, Aquatic, Creatures, Environment, fear, Fish, fish behavior, Haven, height, Heights, irrational, irrational fear, marine life, Nature, Ocean, oceanography, Phobia, Psychology, sea, swimming, Underwater, Water

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Secret Passages Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

so, like, imagine a world where fish can fly, dude. that’s the kind of crazy shiz you’ll find on our server. we’ve got flying fish, talking pigs, and dancing creepers. it’s a total party, bro.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, or building a house out of giant mushrooms. we’ve got unicorns, dragons, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

why settle for boring old Minecraft when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of insanity. come on, do it for the flying fish. they deserve to conquer their fear of heights.

Mouse Dads United – Imprint Genes Breakthrough

Adult Mouse, Advancements, animal studies, biology, biomedical research, Breakthrough, Cloning, Dads, Disease treatment, experimental biology, Genes, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetics, Imprint, imprinting genes, Mouse, Reproduction, research, scientific discovery, scientists, stem cell therapy, two male parents, unisexual reproduction, United

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you find out that scientists have created a freakin’ adult mouse with TWO DADS. like, what even is that? they targeted 20 imprinting genes and overcame barriers in unisexual reproduction.

now, why should you join this server, you ask? well, let me tell you. this server is so crazy that it will pave the way for advancements in cloning, stem cell therapy, and imprinting-related disease treatment. like, you could be a part of something huge, man.

plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where you can witness the birth of a mouse with two dads? that’s some next level stuff right there. so come on, join us and be a part of this wild and wacky adventure. you won’t regret it, I promise.

💎1.16.5 Anarchy with Caste. DESUTLITE💎 EVENCHERS MINKRAFT server

1.16.5, Anarchy, Auction, Bases, Buyer, caste, Clan, custom events, DESUTLITE, Donat Shop, EVENCHERS, indestructible, Minecraft, minkraft, Raids, Server, Top, wipe

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	262	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

On the server, a wipe occurred on 01/18/25 So go to the server! If you want to build your indestructible clan and become a top to you! Here you will find an auction, Donat Shop, custom events, bases, raids, a buyer and everything else!

play.desout-lite.ru

Brand new ATM 10 server

Active, Adventure, Atm, brand, Casual, Community, Fun, Gaming, Ip:, Join, located, Midwest, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, new, North America, Players, Server, Survival, Version, Whitelist

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Void Gems Collected:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	127	Runes Activated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

ATM 10 Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	129.146.122.225
Version	2.30
Location	NA Midwest

FAQ

1. Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. Interested players can reply to join.

2. How long has the server been active?

The server was created about a week ago.

3. What type of players are you looking for?

Active or casual players are welcome to join the server.

4. Can I join if I am located in a different region?

While the server is located in NA Midwest, players from other regions can still join.

Show Enhancers 1.21.1

1.21.1, audience engagement, audience retention, branding, call to action, Creative, Enhancers, Entertainment, improve, Interactive, ITT, listener feedback, Marketing, memorable, Music, Outros, Podcast, Polished, production value, PROFESSIONAL, Show, Unique

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5745
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Yo, bros, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF. Imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance, that’s what you’ll find here. And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate, like what even is reality anymore?

But wait, there’s more! The villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world, and the only way to stop them is by building the biggest, baddest base ever. Trust me, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So come on, join us and let’s embark on a wild, wacky adventure together. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get into? It’s gonna be a rollercoaster ride of chaos and confusion, and you won’t want to miss out. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the madness begin!

MotherInLawDrama Minecraft Server

Apology, Boundaries, Cats, Communication, Conflict Resolution, criticism, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Guilt, husband, in-laws, Marriage, Minecraft, mother-in-law, MotherInLawDrama, moving out, pet care, reconciliation, relationships, Server, silent treatment, Trust, wedding photos

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story of a mother-in-law who’s obsessed with cats and wedding photos.

Looking for a server where you can escape reality and dive into a world of chaos and hilarity? Look no further! Our server is filled with unique characters and outrageous storylines that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a mother-in-law who’s convinced she knows best when it comes to caring for virtual cats. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster you won’t want to miss!

BlockyBodShameNoMore

BlockyBodShameNoMore, body chain, body confidence, body image, body positivity, body shaming, dating etiquette, disrespectful comment, emotional response, hurt feelings, instagram, leaving date, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, rude behavior, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, walking off, weight loss

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Potions Brewed:	194
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Star Shards Collected:	189	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Animals Bred:	75

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where body chains are optional but body positivity is mandatory! Join us for a fun and inclusive community where we don’t body shame, we block out the haters like we block out creepers.

Our server is full of players who understand that beauty comes in all shapes and sizes, just like our pixelated blocks. And if anyone dares to bring negativity into our world, we’ll just build a wall around them and pretend they don’t exist.

So come join us and let your inner diamond shine, because on our server, everyone is a gem – even if they’re a little rough around the edges. And remember, in this virtual world, the only weight that matters is the weight of your inventory. So leave the body chains to the zombies and skeletons, and let’s all just have a blast mining and crafting together!

AwkwardlySexyMinecraftSMP

awkward, awkward moments, AwkwardlySexyMinecraftSMP, BEDROOM, chemistry, DATING, EMBARRASSING, FANTASY, funny, humor, INTIMATE, lingerie, love, Passion, relationships, role playing, Romantic, seduction, Sexy, theory vs reality, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

OMG, so like, have you ever tried to flirt with a creeper in Minecraft? It’s like, so sexy in theory because they’re all green and explosive, but then they blow up in your face and it’s just awkward AF. But on our server, we embrace the awkwardness and turn it into comedy gold! Join us for epic pranks, ridiculous building challenges, and a community of players who are just as derpy as you are. Plus, our admin once accidentally turned their house into a giant cake because they thought it was a mod, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. Come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

GreenlandGarrisonMC

Conflict Resolution, Defense, defensive purpose, denmark, Diplomacy, EU countries, european union, foreign policy, global politics, Greenland, GreenlandGarrisonMC, international relations, Invasion, military deployment, military intervention, nato, president, SECURITY, Troops, united states, us military

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring old real-world politics? Want to escape to a world where the only invading happening is by creepers and skeletons? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind!

Our server is so epic, even EU countries are considering sending troops to Greenland just to get a taste of the action. Who needs real-life wars when you can have epic battles with your friends in a virtual world?

And if your president ever orders the invasion of Denmark, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered. Our server is a safe haven from real-world chaos, where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding the rarest diamond.

So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than politics!

NaziPurgeCraft

Adelaide, arrest, Arrests, australian news, CBD, crime, criminal activity, demonstration, extremism, far right, hate group, law enforcement, March, NaziPurgeCraft, neo-nazis, protest, Public Safety, racism, SA Police, south australia, White Supremacy

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, come join our server where we have a secret underground society of rainbow llamas who control the economy! yes, you heard that right, llamas running the show!

if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a giant pet chicken named cluckington who lays diamond eggs every hour? that’s right, free diamonds for days!

oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, we have our own little piece of paradise up there, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience. plus, you never know when the llamas might stage a coup and take over the world!

Cannabis Brain Lag

Brain, brain function, brain health, brain scans, Cannabis, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, drug addiction, drug use, heavy cannabis users, Lag, long-term effects, lower brain activation, Marijuana, Memory Loss, mental health, neuroimaging, neurological effects, substance abuse, working memory skills

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1883
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

so, liek, u know how u smoke dat dank kush all day erry day? well, dis server is perfect for u cuz even if u forget where u put ur diamond sword, it’s all good cuz ur working memory skills might be a bit off but who cares when u can build a giant weed farm in minecraft, amirite? plus, our brain scans show dat u can still function even with lower brain activation, so come join us and let’s get lit in the virtual world, bro!