Yuri’s Good Year 2024 Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Crops Grown:	5193	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	8929
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Emeralds Found:	9610	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	237
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Void Gems Collected:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Dragon Scales Harvested:	499
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Zombie Dances:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Mines Excavated:	3450
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4046
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	88	New Chunks Explored:	797704
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Animals Bred:	60

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Votes:	8019
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Players Killed by Monsters:	3851	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
New Chunks Explored:	361120	Meteorites Collected:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Runes Activated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4453
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Votes:	5108	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

Players:	102/400	Votes:	1157
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Emeralds Found:	7106
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Towns Built:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5