Yuri’s Blocky Adventures: Where Even Creepers are More Enjoyable Than Yuri

Protein Mix-Up Craft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Buildings Constructed:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!

DiamondDough Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, budgeting, children, Communication, Conflict, DEBT, DiamondDough, family finances, Family Support, financial bind, financial management, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, Minecraft, pawn necklace, Philippines, RESPONSIBILITY, SAVING, Selfishness, Server, shared money, Trust

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Farms Harvested:	167
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of financial drama in your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape the real-life money woes! We promise no one will pawn their virtual necklace to help their sister pay off debt here.

Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the financial bind of real life. No more arguments over budgeting or saving for your daughter’s birthday – on our server, you can spend your virtual money however you please!

Plus, we have a strict “no childish behavior” policy. Say goodbye to spouses who refuse to touch shared money but still complain about financial difficulties. On our server, everyone is expected to act like responsible adults (or at least responsible Minecraft players).

So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

HeirloomHoarderMC

bitter, family conflict, family heirloom, Gold bracelet, Grandma, HeirloomHoarderMC, Hoarding, Mother, oldest child, passed down, Possession, refusal, responsible one, selfish, sister, Spite, tradition, unmarried, Upset, wedding gift

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6317
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and appreciation? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of passing down valuable items like a gold bracelet from generation to generation.

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!

MoodKiller Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, MoodKiller, smp

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8258	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs, it’s insane. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, like how cool is that?? Plus, we have weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance, it’s a riot. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this crazy Minecraft world! And to answer the question, I think the song “Baby Shark” would totally kill the mood during sex, like imagine trying to get it on and all you can hear is “doo doo doo doo doo doo” in the background, no thanks 😂😂😂.

TariffCraft: Pause & Play 30

Canada, discussions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, import/export, international trade, long tail tags, mexico, negotiations, North America, pause, Play, political strategy, tariff strategy, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade deals, trade war, trump

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of boring old politics and trade deals? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re trading is diamonds for emeralds! Who needs NAFTA when you can have a NAFD (Not Another F***ing Deal) with your fellow blocky buddies? Plus, our server is so lit that even Trump would want to build a wall around it (but don’t worry, we’ll make him pay for it in gold blocks)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

VoltCraft – Shockingly Good Fun!

#Automotive, Automotive Market, Decline, Decrease, electric cars, electric vehicle market, electric vehicles, EU, european union, ev, Fun, Good, Industry, market, Plunge, Sales, sales drop, second biggest, Shockingly, tesla, tesla model 3, Tesla Motors, vehicle sales, Voltcraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5190
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

LOL u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual tesla dealership but instead of cars we sell diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor! our sales have plunged 63% in the EU’s second-biggest EV market cuz all the villagers keep stealing our loot! come join us and help us fight off the pesky villagers and reclaim our riches! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the server with stacks of diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be found! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Brain Blocks & Plastic Pixels

accumulation, blocks, Body, Brain, Environmental, environmental impact, health, human health, ingestion, ingestion pathway, liver, microplastic ingestion, microplastic pollution, microplastics, organ accumulation, pixels, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic waste, Pollution, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Farms Harvested:	938

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. they became the richest player on the server and ruled over all with an iron fist. but then, a group of evil players banded together to overthrow them and a massive war broke out. it was chaos and destruction everywhere, but oh so much fun!

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this: we have a secret underground base where u can brew potions that give u superpowers. fly like a bird, swim like a fish, or shoot fireballs from ur hands. the possibilities are endless!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe and let the adventure begin! oh, and did i mention there’s free cake for all new players? yum!

ConniskoSMP

auction house, bounty system, Crate System, Cross-Play, Economy, Kits, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Player Claims, Player Shops, Player Vaults, PvE, PvP, Redstone, Rtp, Server, Shop, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Towns Built:	7
Votes:	1939	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

ConniskoSMP Featuring -A fully working Economy System! Earn money and become the richest player on the server! -A server shop (With spawners!) to spend your hard earned cash! -A player shop system to make shops of your own, or sell to others. -RTP To randomly teleport anywhere around the world! -A auction house system to quickly list your items for sale, or to buy items from other players! -Player claims so you can claim parts of the world as your own! -Kits to get you started on your adventure and to help you out along the way! -A crate system, get a free key every 12 hours for simply playing on the server. Test your luck! -A bounty system if you really want a player dead! -Player vaults to store your valuable items! Come Join!

31.214.162.141:25726

Gemstone

Anarchy, bedrock, competitive, Cross-Play, Earth, gemstone, java, LifeSteal, Performant, Players, PvP, Reliable, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Votes:	1521
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Gemstone was created for both Java and Bedrock players to establish a performant, reliable, and competitive PvP experience for all players.

play.gemstone.gg

Nomisma

bedrock, chat games, Discord, Economy, home, item shop, java, Land Claims, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, PORT, ptp, resetting world, semi anarchy, server auction house, Vanilla, Vote Shop, xp share

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	384
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	5301
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Nomisma Minecraft Server Overview
Economy
Item Shop and Vote Shop	Party’s with features such as ptp and xp share
Server Auction House	/home up to 3
Chat Games	No land claims or protected spawn
Discord linked with game chat and auctions	No pay to win features
Never resetting world
Server Rules: No Cheating or Hacks
Clients:	Optifine, Vanilla, Bedrock
Join Today With IP 》》》 Semianarchy.com 《《《
Java 1.21.4	Bedrock 1.21.51 Port: 19132

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacks are not allowed on the server.
Are there any land claims or protected spawn areas?	No, there are no land claims or protected spawn areas.
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?	No, there are no pay-to-win features on the server.
How many homes can I set on the server?	You can set up to 3 homes on the server.
What clients are supported on the server?	Optifine, Vanilla, and Bedrock clients are supported.

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, banned, Censorship, controversial, ethical concerns, explicit material, Exploitation, HARMFUL, harmful behavior, harmful effects, mental health, moral debate, mystic, objectification, pornography, Quest, Realm, Regulation, societal harm, societal impact, societal norms

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Animals Bred:	27	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Yo, forget about porn, bro! Join our Minecraft server instead and let your imagination run wild! No more being a porn-brained idiot, let’s build some epic structures and explore crazy worlds together! Plus, who needs porn when you can mine for diamonds and battle creepers? Trust me, this server is way more exciting than any dirty video. So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to victory!

NoCashNoParents Minecraft Server

ah, anger, Bible thumping, college, college fund, denmark, eye surgery, Hell, incoherency, middle class, Minecraft, money lending, NoCashNoParents, parents, Recovery, red state, sensible, Server, Stingy, top 4 car companies, white people, work

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of dealing with stingy parents who throw away money like it’s confetti at a parade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life! Our server is filled with treasure chests overflowing with virtual coins that you can hoard like a dragon guarding its gold.

Forget about college funds being given away to random strangers who want to work in Denmark – on our server, you can use your hard-earned virtual coins to buy all the diamond armor and enchanted weapons your heart desires. And if your parents come knocking on your virtual door asking for money, just tell them to go mine their own business!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be going to hell for is not sharing your virtual riches with your fellow players. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real life drama!

CraftyFashionistaLOL

Chanel lipstick, clothing, Communication, Conversation, CraftyFashionistaLOL, DAUGHTER, dining out, Expenses, expenses split, expensive, family, freelance, Gifts, husband, income, MAKE UP, Priorities, SAVING, special occasions, Wife, Wishlist

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9420	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a peasant in your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where $50 lipsticks are the norm and Chanel bags grow on trees!

Our server is perfect for those who want to live the high life without breaking the bank. Just like in real life, you’ll have to work hard to keep up with the extravagant spending habits of our players. But hey, at least you can do it all from the comfort of your own virtual mansion!

So come join us and experience the thrill of buying expensive fruit, dining out every night, and splurging on top-of-the-line rice cookers. Who needs to save for the future when you can live in the lap of luxury today?

Don’t be the only one left behind in the race to spend the most money. Join our server now and show off your wealth in style!

Players:	98/800	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3020	Void Armor Forged:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7