| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?
Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3045 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 217 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 75 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?
So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?
So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 124 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 150 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
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| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil llamas. Or how about starting a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server!
So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 103 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 5384 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
On our server, you can build your own voting machine out of redstone and pistons, ensuring that your vote is always counted (unless a creeper blows it up, of course). And if you’re feeling extra ambitious, you can run for mayor of our virtual town and implement your own crazy voting rules – majority rule by sheep, anyone?
But beware, there are rumors of voter fraud happening in our server as well. Some players have been accused of stuffing the virtual ballot box with stacks of diamonds in exchange for power. Will you be a hero and expose the corruption, or will you join the dark side and become a corrupt politician yourself?
So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than the redstone contraptions is the political landscape. Who needs real-world drama when you can have all the excitement and intrigue right here in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
– Sophisticated economy;– Shop – /shop, where you can buy and sell resources;– Marketplace – /ah, where you can put your things up for sale;– For killing monsters you get coins.– Safe trade and exchange of resources with players via /trade;– Automatic cutting and planting of trees. The tree falls after you cut down the bottom block and a sapling grows in its place;– A blacksmith at spawn who will repair your tools and armor for in-game currency;– Mob arena, parkour, PVP arena and several mini-games in the form of arenas with team battle and capture the flag modes.
And that’s not all!Here you will find a lot of interesting things! We are looking forward to seeing you!Have a nice game!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 199 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
If you’re into arts and crafts, we’ve got a tournament that will blow your mind. Build the craziest pixel art you can imagine and compete against other players for the title of Craft Master!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a Fortune tournament where you can test your luck and see if you have what it takes to win big. Who needs enchanted gear when you can have good old-fashioned luck on your side?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the Mahjong Master of Minecraft!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
