| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 9831 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
yukonsmp.mc-join.net
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 1781 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 30 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
And get this, they have the most lit builds you’ve ever seen. Like, we’re talking about castles that make Hogwarts look like a shack. And the best part is, they have a secret underground lair where they keep all the rarest items and treasures. It’s like a Minecraft version of Aladdin’s cave, but with less singing and more mining.
But wait, there’s more! They have the friendliest community ever. Like, seriously, everyone is always down to help you out and trade resources. It’s like a virtual neighborhood watch, but instead of watching out for burglars, they’re watching out for creepers trying to blow up your house.
So, come join this epic Minecraft server run by a German and experience the wildest adventures and the dankest memes. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 6337 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of living with your ex-boyfriend who moved across the country for you, only to dump you on Christmas Eve! Watch as he uses your electric scooter, gets into a scooter accident, and then demands you drop everything to take care of him at the hospital.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between you and your ex as he accuses you of being selfish for not dropping your important work to cater to his every need. Who needs Netflix when you have our server drama unfolding in real-time?
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wild ride of living with your ex-boyfriend who expects you to be his personal nurse, chauffeur, and emotional support all in one! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 2016 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Farms Harvested: | 318 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 308 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
You gotta join this server, bro, because the admins are like actual wizards or something. They can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly puppies. It’s insane, dude. And the players on this server are like legendary warriors, they’ve defeated the Ender Dragon like a million times and built giant castles made of pure gold.
But wait, there’s more. The server has this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have spaceships hidden in the mountains and they’re planning to take over the server and turn it into a utopia for all mobs. It’s like a crazy sci-fi movie, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP where people take their obsession with Minecraft to the next level, where admins are actual wizards, players are legendary warriors, and villagers are secret aliens, then you gotta join this server, bro. It’s gonna blow your mind, dude.
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 7445 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 3282 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
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| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 927 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1200 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
THIS SERVER ISN’T AFFILIATED TO EarthMC (also known as EMC). This server is using the EMC Terra Nova map (map in use between 2018 and 2022, online untill 2024), released under GPL license.
This server is an experiment, trying to keep the EMC map up to date, the server is very new and still work in progress
newnova.blockworlds.io
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 1909 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 9238 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8548 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5248 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Our server is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists, just like when your brother took your car and disappeared into the night. But don’t worry, on our server, you can always respawn and start fresh.
Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your manipulative brother, just like you wish you could in real life. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory while leaving your brother in the dust. Plus, no more pressure from your mom to support him – she’s too busy playing on our server herself!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Who needs a brother when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer?
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 5386 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4969 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our virtual economy is booming! With goods from Mexico and Canada getting more expensive in the USA, our USA-made competitors are taking full advantage by raising their prices by only 15 or 20%. It’s like a virtual Black Friday sale every day!
But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and crazy characters. From a creeper who moonlights as a stand-up comedian to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the fun. Who needs real-world economics when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers? See you in the virtual world!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 3526 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1437 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 120 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 3440 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
SO, HERE’S THE TEA: WE’VE GOT LANDMINES IN OUR SERVER THAT’LL BLOW YOUR MIND! LITERALLY! JUST LIKE THAT HIGH-RANKING RUSSIAN DUDE WHO GOT CAUGHT IN ONE OF OUR EPIC EXPLOSIONS. RIP, AMIRITE?
BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT RESPAWN POINTS FOR DAYS, SO YOU CAN KEEP COMIN’ BACK FOR MORE CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN US NOW AND SEE WHY EVEN WORLD LEADERS CAN’T RESIST THE URGE TO PLAY ON OUR SERVER. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 1249 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 71 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 2349 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 5985 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Votes: | 7295 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Server | emerald.magmanode.com:31543 |
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| Discord | Join our Discord server |
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| Question | Answer |
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| Why are the servers sometimes slow? | The servers may be slow due to budget constraints. Consider supporting us by donating or upgrading our server plan. |
| Are mods allowed on the server? | No, this is a full vanilla server and mods are not allowed. |
| Can I join the Discord server? | Yes, you are welcome to join our Discord server for updates and community interactions. |
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 4916 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2669 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
We have more mobs than you can shake a stick at, including flying pigs and dancing creepers!
Build your dream castle and then watch it get destroyed by a giant rainbow-colored dragon that shoots out fireworks!
Don’t forget to collect our special rare items like a diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes or a potion that turns you into a talking potato!
And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 4331 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can set the temperature to a perfect 65-70F without anyone questioning your choices. Want to crank it up to 72-74F on a rare occasion? Go for it! No more locking out ranges or constant battles over the ideal temperature. It’s a virtual paradise for those who like to keep things cool.
And if your partner insists on a toasty 77-79F, don’t worry – you can escape to our server and enjoy the perfect temperature without any hormonal/physiological accusations. No more questioning if you’re menopausal or pre-menopausal, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is free to set the temperature they desire.
So come join us and say goodbye to thermostat wars in the real world. In our server, you can open all the windows you want without any judgment, and even turn the heat down to the lowest setting when your partner is away. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just want to be comfortable in their own home.
