/Yubi Craft/ – Yubi’s Epic Minecraft SMP Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join our server for a chance to ride giant takos around the map and battle against the evil Speed King in epic races!

Our server IP is 104.194.11.50:25570, where you can explore our dynamic map at http://104.194.11.50:25500/. Don’t know how to install or play? Check out our guide at https://pastebin.com/raw/MDr9aFRW.

But wait, there’s more! Visit our website at https://yubicraft.github.io/ for a chance to win in our Tako Gacha Banner 4 event (ongoing) and prepare for the insanity of Speed King 5 (TBA).

Join us now for a wild ride filled with giant takos, crazy events, and unforgettable adventures. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Star Shards Collected:	190	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ores Mined:	4920
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8470
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Magic Items Found:	1801	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1440
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	179
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Towns Built:	2

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3479	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7460
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!

Sea Grass Savior Server

Balearic islands, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, Coastal Protection, coastal resilience, conservation, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, GRASS, marine biodiversity, marine ecosystems, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean seagrasses, ocean protection, SAVIOR, sea, Sea Level Rise, seagrass meadows, Server, sustainable ecosystems, underwater habitats, water levels

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! This crazy Minecraft server is like those Mediterranean seagrasses, cutting extreme water levels by a whopping 54%! Can you believe it? Without this server, sea levels near the Balearic Islands could rise a crazy 1.4 meters under climate change! Join now and save the virtual world from flooding! Plus, we have epic builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and be a hero!

FreakCraft

Challenges, Community, Discord, discord community, Freakcraft, independent, java, java server, Machine, no plugins, No tp/sethome, player-driven, purpose-built, QUIRKS, self-hosted, Semi Vanilla, Stable, Survival, Technical, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	666
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mines Excavated:	4366
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Server Name	FreakCraft
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Latest stable vanilla jar
Plugins	None
Features	No tp/sethome
Discord	https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj
IP	freakcraft.net

Overview:

FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.

There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.

Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.

FAQ:

Q: What version of Minecraft does FreakCraft run on?: A: FreakCraft runs on the latest stable vanilla jar version of Minecraft.
Q: Are there any plugins on FreakCraft?: A: No, FreakCraft does not have any plugins, providing a true vanilla experience.
Q: Is there a teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft?: A: No, there is no teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft. Players are expected to navigate the world on their own.
Q: How can I join the FreakCraft Discord server?: A: You can join the Discord server by visiting https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj.
Q: What type of players are recommended for FreakCraft?: A: Players looking for a true vanilla experience with all its quirks and challenges are well suited for FreakCraft.

The Rift Ruins Server 1.20.3

1.20.3, addition, Destroys, Existing, Game, game balance, game breaking bugs, game community, game design, game development, game features, game industry, Game Mechanics, game patches, game updates, Gaming, new addition, Rift, ruins, Server, video games, worst examples

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit because we added this new crazy feature that straight up destroys the old boring gameplay. It’s like watching a creeper explode in your face, but in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.

You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.

New Superpower Minecraft SMP

Abilities, Advanced, capabilities, Enhanced, eXtraordinary, futuristic, Gifts, GROUNDBREAKING, Innovative, Minecraft, new, New superpower, Potential, power, Skills, smp, Special, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, Talents, Unique

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
New Chunks Explored:	207276	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server has just discovered a new superpower that allows players to shoot fireballs from their hands and fly like a majestic eagle! Join us and become a powerful wizard, soaring through the skies and raining down destruction on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!

DadlessCraft

abandonment issues, absent dad, absent father, absent male figure, absent parent, childhood trauma, DadlessCraft, emotional impact, family dynamics, father absence, father figure, Fatherless, fatherless children, fatherless daughters, fatherless generation, fatherless homes, fatherless sons, impact of absent father, lack of role model, male influence, psychological effects

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	31
Chimeras Created:	4	Votes:	3977
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience a world where all the male figures have mysteriously disappeared, leaving you to fend for yourself in a world of chaos and confusion.

But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?

Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!

OilSpillCraft Minecraft Server

Black sea, Black Sea ecosystem, distress call, ecological impact, emergency response, environmental crisis, environmental damage, environmental disaster, marine life, marine pollution, maritime incident, Minecraft, oil cleanup, OIL INDUSTRY, oil leak, oil spill, oil spill cleanup, oil spill response, oil tanker, OilSpillCraft, Pollution, Russian tanker, Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	110
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spilling is the tea in our chat! we got more drama than a russian oil spill, but don’t worry, we clean up our mess faster than you can say “distress call”!

our server is so lit, even the third russian tanker wants in on the action. we got more fun than a barrel of oil and more excitement than a coast guard rescue mission. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic, hilarious, and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen.

join now and experience the madness for yourself. but be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave!