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Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Star Shards Collected:	206
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	16

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Magic Items Found:	5339	Endless Night Skies:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ores Mined:	5592
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8863	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Farms Harvested:	917	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Towns Built:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Enchantments Applied:	93
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dimension Hops:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

Players:	99/500	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2939