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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 9109 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 797845 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
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