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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Villages Defended: 8
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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