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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0
New Chunks Explored: 313435 Meteorites Collected: 1
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Emeralds Found: 786 Endless Night Skies: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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