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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 1710 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1490 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 138 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs with top hats. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you. then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? it’s bumpin’ 24/7 with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. you gotta see it to believe it.
plus, we have the rarest loot drops in all of minecraft. like, you kill a zombie and it drops a enchanted diamond sword with infinite durability. it’s like winning the lottery, but way cooler.
so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a herd of deranged llamas, come join us. we’ll be waiting with open arms and a stack of golden apples. let the madness begin!
