”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Zombie Dances:	7
Star Shards Collected:	263	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Last Rampart

Adventure, city building, Community, Custom Items, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, multiplayer, Pets, private island, PvE, PvP, Questing, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Talents, Towny, weapons

Come experience a unique adventure where you can create your own city or even your own private island. Our server offers you a multitude of personalized items: weapons, various objects, everything you need to make your experience unforgettable!

Also take advantage of our skills system which will allow you to improve your talents as you progress. And to make the adventure even more fun, adopt pets who will follow you on all your quests!

Join us and build your empire in your image!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

AxMC

Adventure, AxMC, Biomes, building, Challenges, city, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Epic, Events, Exploration, Friendly, Help, Minecraft, mobs, Resources, Rewards, Survival, Trading

Welcome to AxMC, the Minecraft Survival server where the adventures never end! If you are looking for a place where you can let your creativity fly while facing the challenges of survival, this is the perfect place. In AxMC, each player has the opportunity to build their own path, from gigantic cities to secret bases deep in the map.

Our world is full of amazing biomes ready to be explored and conquered. Do you like the thrill of facing dangerous mobs or do you prefer to collect resources and trade with other players? You decide how to live your experience at AxMC! Plus, we have weekly events, special rewards, and a friendly community that’s always willing to help you. Join today and start your epic adventure at AxMC, where you set the limits!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server

female challenges, female empowerment, female identity, female perspective, female struggles, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender stereotypes, Imagine, Imagine being a woman, Minecraft, Server, societal expectations, WOMAN, women’s experiences, WOMENS RIGHTS

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a woman means the only challenge you’ll face is fending off all the unattractive men trying to win your heart! But fear not, because on our server, you can build a fortress to keep them out or tame a pack of wolves to scare them away.

Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are the least of your worries and the real danger is getting hit on by every Steve and Alex in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power to make all the unwanted suitors disappear with a flick of your enchanted sword?

So come on, ladies, join our server and show the world that being a woman in Minecraft isn’t about mining for resources, it’s about mining for the perfect man (or running away from him as fast as you can)!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Why did the Japanese do this? Minecraft SMP

Attack on Pearl Harbor, axis powers, Emperor Hirohito, Hirohito, imperial Japan, japanese, Japanese aggression, Japanese attack, Japanese culture, Japanese decision making, japanese history, Japanese imperialism, Japanese military, Japanese motives, Japanese perspective, Japanese politics, Japanese society, Japanese strategy, Minecraft, Pacific War, Pearl Harbor, smp, world war II

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant squid and a group of angry chickens over who gets to rule the ocean biome.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dancing Cows Gang” who have taken over the plains biome and are throwing wild parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow breakdancing while wearing a leather jacket.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground base where the Japanese have hidden all their sushi recipes. Rumor has it that they did it to protect their precious sushi from the evil forces of the Nether, but who knows what really went down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6233
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a moment in your life where you were like, “Wow, I need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of creepers started a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies?

Join our SMP and experience life-changing moments like never before. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, this server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	27
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

OopsCraft

consequences, Decision making, hindsight, Impactful, learning experience, life changing, life changing mistake., life lessons, life-altering, mistake, OopsCraft, personal growth, pivotal moment, Reflection, regret, SELF AWARENESS, significant event, transformative, turning point, unexpected consequences, unexpected outcome

Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and suddenly found yourself on a wild adventure to save the entire pixelated world from an army of evil cows? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our epic Minecraft server yet!

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering a secret quest line by stepping on a pixelated butterfly. Watch as your character transforms into a superhero with the power to shoot diamond swords from their eyes and ride on the back of a flying chicken.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden city made entirely out of enchanted blocks that grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the city first will be granted three wishes, one of which can be used to turn all creepers into friendly kittens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie disco king. It’s time to turn that small mistake into the greatest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ZooCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, ZooCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where nine monkeys died mysteriously at the hong kong zoo but don’t worry, our server is monkey-proof! we have bananas for days and even have a monkey king as our ruler. join us for some wild adventures and maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of the monkey massacre. plus, our server has a secret underground banana bunker where you can hide from any monkey business. so come swing on over and join the fun!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HezDroneBlasters

aerial warfare, Conflict, Defense, drone unit, hezbollah, Hezbollah drones, HezDroneBlasters, idf, IDF operations, intelligence, iran, Iran support, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, strategy, Surveillance, Technology, Terrorism, WARFARE, weapons

so, get this, on this server, we got a secret mission for you: take down Hezbollah’s drone unit that’s being supplied by Iran. like, how crazy is that?! you gotta sneak around, build secret bases, and take out those pesky drones before they cause chaos in the Minecraft world. join now for the most intense and thrilling mission of your Minecraft life! let’s show those drones who’s boss!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	1543
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ignite Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, survival server multiplayer PvP factions minigames economy RPG custom mobs quests dungeons boss fights exploration building community events challenges loot crafting mining adventure

{Version 1.19+} Bored of regular survival? Come join IGNITE Survival. Level up, earn money, fight strong mobs, and build.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Pristine Network

2024.., bedrock, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Discord, Duels, Events, Friend, Gamemodes, Ip:, LifeSteal, mctiers, Minecraft, netherite pot, Parkour, PORT, Pristine Network, Prizes, PvE, PvP, Server, Spleef, Store, Survival, Vanilla

Our Gamemodes: – Lifesteal – Duels – Parkour (In Duels) – Spleef (In Duels)

Pristine Network is also a verified McTiers testing server for the Netherite Pot Gamemode.

IP: pristinepvp.net Bedrock Port: 10691 Add Friend To Join (Bedrock): PristineNetwork Store: store.pristinepvp.net Discord: discord.gg/pristine | discord.pristinepvp.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1259	Alien Abductions:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	401	Mines Excavated:	2354

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the surprises never end! You’ll be pleasantly surprised to find that our server has just launched its second season, filled with even more craziness and chaos than before.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our custom-built world, where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas. But be warned, the mobs on our server have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to thwart your plans.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further! Our server is home to the most difficult parkour courses you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make even the most seasoned Minecraft player break a sweat. And if that’s not enough, try your hand at our PvP arena, where only the strongest survive.

But the real reason to join our server? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch, always up for a good time and ready to welcome new members with open arms. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

/pcg/ – Minecraft SMP: Phasing Connectivity

Amanogawa Shiina, Archive Channels, Ayase Yuu, Character References, Chisaka Airi, connectivity, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, LIA, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phasing, Pipkin Pippa, Remilia Nephys, rinkou ashelia, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, smp, Tenma Maemi, twitch, twitter, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to play with characters like Lia the Lava Queen, Utatane Nasa the Nether Ninja, and Hakushika Iori the Ender Dragon Tamer!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battles between Fujikura Uruka the Creeper Whisperer and Shisui Michiru the Skeleton Slayer. And don’t forget about the legendary duo of Pipkin Pippa and Kaneko Lumi, who are known for their epic pranks and crazy builds.

Join now before it’s too late and experience the chaos of Dizzy Dokuro’s TNT explosions, Jelly Hoshiumi’s underwater adventures, and Ember Amane’s fiery escapades!

But that’s not all! Get ready to team up with Remilia Nephys the Redstone Queen, Chisaka Airi the Farming Goddess, and Amanogawa Shiina the Mining Master. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Himemiya Rie the Enchanting Enchantress and Erina Makina the Potion Princess.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for the wild antics of Komachi Panko the Parkour Pro, Runie Ruse the Ravager Rider, and Eimi Isami the Enderman Whisperer. Plus, witness the magic of Muu Muyu the Mushroom Magician and Hikanari Hina the Hopper Hero.

But wait, there’s more! Join now to meet Saya Sairroxs the Slime Queen, Kannagi Loki the Llama Lord, and Kokoromo Memory the Cat Crusader. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Gram Pico the Griefer Guru and Ayase Yuu the Adventure Alchemist.

So what are you waiting for? Join this crazy Minecraft SMP now for a chance to experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CousinCraft WeddingGate

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty

beauty, Confidence, personal growth, PrettyCraft, realization, Realizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-assessment, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-recognition, smp

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2927	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MineGirrlRealityCheck

beauty standards, body image, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, feminism, gender inequality, Gender Roles, glass ceiling, harsh reality, intersectionality, MineGirrlRealityCheck, Misogyny, patriarchy, reddit, self worth, sexism, sexual harassment, societal expectations, wage gap, WOMAN

Are you tired of being limited by the harsh realities of the real world as a woman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any limitations! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves the day? Go for it! Want to build a castle fit for a queen? You got it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?). Join us and escape the harsh realities of womanhood for a world where anything is possible!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.