””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

at a loss, befuddled, bewildered, Clueless, confusion, flummoxed, in the dark, lack of comprehension, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mystified, nonplussed, not understanding, Oblivious, perplexed, puzzled, scratching your head, smp, Stumped, unaware, uncomprehending, wouldnt

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1338
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7156
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Crops Grown:	5393

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Items Found:	4881
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	187	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Votes:	7713

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Endless Night Skies:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mines Excavated:	2454
Void Armor Forged:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	9016	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Animals Bred:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	536
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	112	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Zombie Dances:	6

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Holy Grails Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Runes Activated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	111	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	383	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Endless Night Skies:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!